|
Charming Primaries
@charming.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The only appropriate response to this is to point out that Trump is making excuses for losing in advance
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
|
|
John Burns@zemto.bsky.social |
31 followers 34 following 878 posts
Against fascism
|
|
Charming Primaries
@charming.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The only appropriate response to this is to point out that Trump is making excuses for losing in advance
0 replies 1 reposts 3 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I would say that. I am the least cool or rizzy person in any room. It’s me.
1 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It’s also a parallel to Palpatine’s death
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Blueski got there first
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
They said, “We’ll get you Emma Thompson.” He said, “I’m all in.”
1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
All those people who checked it out and dropped it aren’t very interesting for understanding the medium though
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤
@mightymadmaxine.bsky.social
[ View ] |
This Frasier / Columbo comic has no right being as absolutely fantastic as it is
8 replies 55 reposts 139 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Poor people generally. The subset that’s mentally ill needs help as well as the cash to support it
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’ve heard he’s a pretty temperamental artist, and a lot of producers’ ego outweighs their talent
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Should I DM you my address? I will gladly pay shipping. (Although there may be independent senior living places near you that could use them too.)
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Don’t sell his acting short, just because he’s pleasant on talk shows
1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
@irhottakes.bsky.social
[ View ] |
The U.S. Constitution is an extremely impressive document, but for the opposite reasons people think. It’s not the wisdom of philosopher god-kings, it’s something made by guys like you and me under immense pressure in a hot summer with no AC who didn’t even like each other that kinda worked somehow.
3 replies 3 reposts 22 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Furthest I’ve ever been: (From USA) N: Denali National Park E: Taj Mahal W: Portsea, Victoria S: Shoreham, Victoria
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Too hot to start in Hopkinson, huh
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
buy my book
@nmamatas.bsky.social
[ View ] |
More people should use this photo for their Donald Sutherland appreciation skeets. RIP.
17 replies 200 reposts 1161 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Shh don’t tell my boss
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Is voting for a tax increase altruism or long-term thinking?
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Same thing if you want to run for office as a Republican
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Especially in cryptograms
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Make a band milder: Spritzes of Wayne Civilized Garden
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Fountains of John Wayne Gacy
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Make a band less mild Fountains of John Wayne Gacy
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Tempted to say cat because I could do whatever I want and people would still love me
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Spoiler alert!
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Elon has no idea what “saved” is, so this is just ordinary narcissistic personality disorder.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Mike: Well, Miss Imbrie is in somewhat the same fix. She's a born painter, and might be a very important one. But Miss Imbrie must eat. And she also prefers a roof over her head to being constantly out in the rain and snow. - The Philadelphia Story
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
But at least it’s a lot shorter than Bonfire of the Vanities.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Superman/Reeve
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Trying to lure children with the “New York City Rhythm” of drugs and violence, Barry Manilow is the worst king of gangster
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
So I just threw down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me right in the ass.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Honestly that’s how most magic works. Ask a Disneyland cast member or a mom at Christmastime.
0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I’d heard that Heidegger was a boozy beggar
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Keanu in character to replace Nicole Kidman in the ads
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I was there a little while ago and there’s still a lot of the good old stuff, especially for little kids. Main Street, parades, character appearances, the whirling teacups and Mr Toad’s Wild Ride. You don’t have to buy FastPasses and fight to the front of the newest rides.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Big win for Tim Burton in Alice in Wonderland making her the White Queen instead of Alice. Carried an edge of manipulation and menace despite being the good guy.
1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRC_...
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
That’s a German word for people who 💩 easily (very important in their culture)
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
“You’ve already had coffee.” “We’ve had coffee 1. What about coffee 2?” “I don’t think he knows about coffee 2.”
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
It has so much life of its own that you don’t much notice the parallel!
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
SPOILER: be prepared for the emotional scene where Robert Redford gets stung to death and Paul Newman has to go to his funeral
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Something somewhere once in a while
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
John Voelcker
@johnvoelcker.bsky.social
[ View ] |
I went to the store the other day and got Batman shampoo but I could NOT believe they didn’t have Conditioner Gordon.
3 replies 3 reposts 14 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Ted Cruz hasn’t done jack. Any list of achievers with him on it is a self-parody.
0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Still with just as much this though
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
|
John Burns
@zemto.bsky.social
[ View ] |
Baseball fans, rank how much you hate your division rivals 1. Rangers, i used to like you. Then you screwed us after Hurricane Harvey. F*** you, we won the World Series anyway. 2. Mariners, Angels: ehh. 3. A’s, I have some good memories of games when I lived there. Sorry your mgmt screwed you.
0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes