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if the buttons appear to be responsive while plugged in, you could probably get away with just cleaning the exterior - I'd only open it if the buttons were sticking down or unresponsive

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Mel Gillman's avatar Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social
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On a more practical note, since we’re entering a summer surge: US folks, please bookmark Paxcess. If you get covid in 2024 and want a paxlovid prescription, you really wanna sign up for this. It took my (with ACA insurance) out of pocket cost from $300 down to $0. www.paxlovid.com/paxcess

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See also: the Waffle House Disaster Index

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Ro Salarian's avatar Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
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Would love a button on social media labeled "break it up" where if you've got people fighting in your mentions, you can digitally separate them, or "take it outside" where they can keep fighting but it won't be under your post anymore.

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I get that so much of our identity verification revolves around having your smartphone on-hand but why would anyone substitute physical ID over this? This is probably some of my most boomer pilled sentiment because No? You can't see my phone without a warrant? Here's my ID that I carry around?

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Wow, taking jobs from the orcas now? Shameful!

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Oh nooooo Erin how will you recoverrrrrrr

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Independence 2: Freedom Harder!

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Technology Connections's avatar Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social
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I'm sorry but at this stage, people who aren't committed to voting this November for the not-fascists are succumbing to the same mindset that influencers selling "natural" remedies to cancer patients peddle as good. Very unpleasant chemotherapy treatment sucks but is better than dying.

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And what a shame that we lost the two biggest moderation labellers/lists : /

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Being racist is more important than improved quality of life for themselves

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Dear Assholes firing fireworks right next to residential areas: Fuck you a thousand times with anthrax covered cactuses because my cats are freaking out thanks to you. Die in a fire, fifty times, thanks.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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just fyi there's some allegations going around about neil gaiman. if hearing about that is going to be triggering i recommend muting "gaiman" for a couple weeks. just want anyone who has a tough time with this kind of story the chance to avoid it.

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I love Norton - gonna name one of the fox minipets in wow Norton in your honor

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Xiran Jay Zhao's avatar Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social
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48-year-old fellow writer Leigh Dragoon is obsessed with me on a frightening level. She's incriminating me based on the WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR MY WHOLE ETHNIC GROUP, dug up my personal Facebook, harassed and ranted about me on multiple platforms (including here), and trying to get others to do so too

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And everybody clapped and George Bush said "someday that baby will be president" with a tear in his eye

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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li's avatar Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.bsky.social
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really cannot emphasize enough how plainly all this proves that the first priority of the next Democratic administration needs to be democracy reform --filibuster --electoral college --court reform --dc and pr statehood --new voting rights act --gerrymandering

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I mostly just mute the account since the loss of the moderation lists/labellers - the only caveat is the "Spam" list I made for being a little bitch about spammy/NFT/AI/likely bot accounts following me.

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Are those tape measure suspenders?

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Some plants just jizz in the wind and prays it lands somewhere useful

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Helicopter-dick-ing on the White House front lawn

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Greg Andraste Sideyr's avatar Greg Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com
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"when they go low, we kick their fucking teeth in"

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T-Regina needs a second T-Regina to smooch

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Silly B Man's avatar Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social
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*chanting* Drone strike crypto miners Drone strike crypto miners Drone strike crypto miners

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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I am tired of beating them at the ballot box. I want someone to beat their fucking asses legislatively, judicially, executively, and physically. Goddam.

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Anthea Butler's avatar Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social
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African Americans will tell you that this country has never been fully a democracy, and white people are about to find out how the little democracy left is about to go up in a puff of smoke should Trump get back in the White House.

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ko-fi should be renamed to crab-rangoon so we can top up your crab rangoon supply

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maisie 's avatar maisie @maisie.bsky.social
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i see that chasers are beginning to weaponise starter packs by creating lists of their favourite trannies and—get this—there’s no way to remove yourself from them 🙃🙃🙃

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I unplug the gender and put it back in the attic next to the christmas decorations - just be careful though, last time I grabbed the wrong box and had tinsel coming out of unholy places for weeks

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Look, there are MANY hot ladies in Destiny 2. I haven't seen this concentration of hot ladies in a video game in forever. There are very few women I would NOT SMOOCH in this game. Case in point: Bungo please let me hug Luzaku

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Yeah, kinda seems that way, but Zavala seems a little too sad wife guy to measure up to Empress Caiatl - that being said, out of the way sad boy my warlock will devour that mountain and drink that sea 😘

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I am not immune to my metal husband

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So they don't ban dropshippers and people who plagiarize other artists' content, they don't ban people who actively scam buyers with shitty goods/ship times, but a dildo is too much?

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Don't worry Erin, you'll get your challah back, girl ;)

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The joke was "Tom Bongadil" :V

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We already have Log Cabin Republicans, what would this make? Dog House Democrats?

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Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮's avatar Bully, Little Stuffed Bull 🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social
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please sign my petition to post the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition on the wall of every Louisiana classroom

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