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Chicken Soup for the Bankruptcy Accountant's Soul

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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People on Bluesky need to stop arguing over the President and Supreme Court and start arguing about real things like an account on the website you’ve never heard of being problematic

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sorry is there a jake everyone is furious at on here that isn't jake tapper

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I wish everyone, even the haters and losers , a tgif

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i used advanced ai to compute what tim pool would look like without a beanie

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get in loser we're destroying england from the inside

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that's why i say hey bud nice shot

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Your likes will always be public on bluesky Just like your searches

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I scroll my phone to give my dog privacy, bad enough he has to shit in public without the pressure of my staring at him

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For the comrades still in twitter, beware that "private likes" aren't quite private if you have an old version of the app

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We need a Hooters in the Vatican yesterday

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The Germans lost the Thrilla in Manila????

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We have to make sure someone does this in Scott's memory.

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I'm very sad to hear the news that @fyrescotch.bsky.social has passed on. He was always such a funny and dependably decent guy on this site and back on Twitter where I met him. My thoughts and sympathies are with the family and friends who knew him best ♥️

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(Cybertruck driver) wow they're taking a picture of me... I'm famous 😍 (Posting that picture on nextdoor) 🚨🚨Be careful, pedophile spotted in the neighborhood🚨🚨

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(weird al voice) gonna crank my hog to the old town load

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OCR has been good though to automatically transcribe texts from screenshots for years, kind of sad it hasn't been done "at scale" up to now (and doesn't require generative AI)

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"it's good actually when people get punished for committing crimes" you missed the point entirely. it's good when bad things happen to bad people

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Frankly I don't think Donald Trump get convicted of 34 counts of fraud is the same thing as Jesus getting convicted by the Romans but if you insist on crucifying him who am I to stop you

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Microsoft in 2006: *sweaty and clapping* "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" Microsoft in 2024: "we must plan for when, not if, Clippy says the N word"

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If RFK Jr was in that motorcade in Dallas the bullet would have passed clean through and missed what's left of his brain

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Fighting on a Saturday night? In this economy??

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I think today is the anniversary of Hannah threatening Matt Yglesias with hammers, how time flies

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I was going to buy nobody would recognize him

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What I hate about twitter is there's so much pressure to think up tweets. Here's it's just different. You think up jizzes

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im tastefully editing cricket in to all of kristi noem's family photos

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