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Josh Gondelman

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I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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OlympiaDonna 's avatar OlympiaDonna @olympiadonna.bsky.social
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And get an abortion in Texas!

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Greg W's avatar Greg W @gdub1972.bsky.social
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Fucking perfect post. Fantastic

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I Heart Noise's avatar I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Privilege afforded only to Kings

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Keith Schleiffer's avatar Keith Schleiffer @kschleiffer.bsky.social
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As long as he's sleeping as part of his official duties.

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Nathan's avatar Nathan @vovat.bsky.social
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You might have to quarter him in your house.

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At the Edge of Columbia Plateau 's avatar At the Edge of Columbia Plateau @thomasbelfield.bsky.social
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Apparently the president can sleep in you bed too.

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Nel 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Nel 🏳️‍⚧️ @notnelth.bsky.social
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thaaaaaaaaat's a post for the history books

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Freedom's avatar Freedom @freedom2b.bsky.social
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@bencollins.bsky.social

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DTaylor 🌄🤓🌿🗳️'s avatar DTaylor 🌄🤓🌿🗳️ @scrabbyone.bsky.social
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Only if he does it as an official act, I guess. So as long he takes along some president-ey paperwork, he can evade justice.

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Nick is Technically Correct's avatar Nick is Technically Correct @technclycorrect.bsky.social
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...while accepting gratuities for interpreting ambiguous agency statutes...

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Matthew Frye's avatar Matthew Frye @purble.bsky.social
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Only if he's sleeping officially, of course.

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Public Universal Ally's avatar Public Universal Ally @returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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majestic equality

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RichardLevangie's avatar RichardLevangie @richardlevangie.bsky.social
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lol. Okay, you won the internet today.

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Tired Bimbo's avatar Tired Bimbo @tiredbimbo.bsky.social
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@adamkotsko.bsky.social

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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you can just lay down and go to sleep when you're the president they just let you do it

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proud rebel scum ⚛️'s avatar proud rebel scum ⚛️ @proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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slow down tornado, they didn't go THAT far!

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Matthew Green's avatar Matthew Green @pressthebuttons.bsky.social
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He can curl up right in Lincoln’s lap now.

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's avatar @kayzy.bsky.social
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Thanks! Needed this today. Also, Bannon’s in prison😀!

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Erik Wilkinson's avatar Erik Wilkinson @etwilkin.bsky.social
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Oof

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Tycho Softworks's avatar Tycho Softworks @tychosoft.bsky.social
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So long as it can be "somehow" tied to "some" kind of "official" act. The new "sudo" of the presidency.

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Tad Suiter's avatar Tad Suiter @retius.bsky.social
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I believe they ruled that ONLY the President can sleep outdoors in a public space.

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PeterS's avatar PeterS @paradiddletriplets.bsky.social
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only on park ave and after he's shot someone.

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KaffeTakk's avatar KaffeTakk @kaffetakk.bsky.social
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cidonnelly1's avatar cidonnelly1 @cidonnelly.bsky.social
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As an “official act” only, though.

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Chris Warren's avatar Chris Warren @christian-s-warren.bsky.social
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“The law, in its majestic equality, permits rich and poor ex-presidents alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”

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ChrisIsWriting's avatar ChrisIsWriting @wondwritworld.bsky.social
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Good one. So many possibilities for immunity. The next woman President could buy contraception in any state to ensure her full attention on her role; or if she carried the baby but had complications, she could get lifesaving care.

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Gaylan G.'s avatar Gaylan G. @gaylan.bsky.social
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Please stop teasing me, I'm still waiting for someone to come and drain the swamp!

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Needleroozer's avatar Needleroozer @needleroozer.bsky.social
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Sadly for the President, the Secret Service won't let him.

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Adrienneinny's avatar Adrienneinny @adrienneinny.bsky.social
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Ha!

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Sean McKeown's avatar Sean McKeown @sifuabs.bsky.social
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The law, in its majestic equality, allows the President but forbids the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

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Mateo's avatar Mateo @mateocaballero.bsky.social
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Only if he’s also committing an official crime.

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Mrs. Bear 🐻 🐼🐻‍❄️🌸 🌊 's avatar Mrs. Bear 🐻 🐼🐻‍❄️🌸 🌊 @ladybear.bsky.social
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And be homeless without getting arrested! Weeeeee!

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Jocoso's avatar Jocoso @jocoso.bsky.social
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After you 10,000 murder of innocent children you get to be a legal hobo

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iquanyin 's avatar iquanyin @iquanyin.bsky.social
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😂

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I heard if you leave a Trump alone in public... it turns into a rapist

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John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes's avatar John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes @bnr-keynes.bsky.social
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but only in his official capacity josh

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OG_McDuck's avatar OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social
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A+ All the A-pluses, for that matter. After all, I better hand them all out now before i get remanded to a CIA black site in Latveria.

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Durty Bear Seb ➡️ Folsom Sep 26-30 's avatar Durty Bear Seb ➡️ Folsom Sep 26-30 @sebbearva.bsky.social
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He and only he!! The privileges of power!

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