Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social |
I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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Josh Gondelman@joshgondelman.bsky.social |
I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.
38 replies 1183 reposts 4577 likes
OlympiaDonna
@olympiadonna.bsky.social
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And get an abortion in Texas!
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Greg W
@gdub1972.bsky.social
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Fucking perfect post. Fantastic
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I Heart Noise
@iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Privilege afforded only to Kings
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Keith Schleiffer
@kschleiffer.bsky.social
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As long as he's sleeping as part of his official duties.
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Nathan
@vovat.bsky.social
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You might have to quarter him in your house.
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At the Edge of Columbia Plateau
@thomasbelfield.bsky.social
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Apparently the president can sleep in you bed too.
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Nel 🏳️⚧️
@notnelth.bsky.social
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thaaaaaaaaat's a post for the history books
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Freedom
@freedom2b.bsky.social
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DTaylor 🌄🤓🌿🗳️
@scrabbyone.bsky.social
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Only if he does it as an official act, I guess. So as long he takes along some president-ey paperwork, he can evade justice.
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Nick is Technically Correct
@technclycorrect.bsky.social
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...while accepting gratuities for interpreting ambiguous agency statutes...
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Matthew Frye
@purble.bsky.social
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Only if he's sleeping officially, of course.
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Public Universal Ally
@returnofmccarthy.bsky.social
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majestic equality
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RichardLevangie
@richardlevangie.bsky.social
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lol. Okay, you won the internet today.
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Tired Bimbo
@tiredbimbo.bsky.social
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word
@words.bsky.social
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you can just lay down and go to sleep when you're the president they just let you do it
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proud rebel scum ⚛️
@proudrebelscum.bsky.social
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slow down tornado, they didn't go THAT far!
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Matthew Green
@pressthebuttons.bsky.social
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He can curl up right in Lincoln’s lap now.
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@kayzy.bsky.social
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Thanks! Needed this today. Also, Bannon’s in prison😀!
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Erik Wilkinson
@etwilkin.bsky.social
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Oof
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Tycho Softworks
@tychosoft.bsky.social
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So long as it can be "somehow" tied to "some" kind of "official" act. The new "sudo" of the presidency.
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Tad Suiter
@retius.bsky.social
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I believe they ruled that ONLY the President can sleep outdoors in a public space.
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PeterS
@paradiddletriplets.bsky.social
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only on park ave and after he's shot someone.
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KaffeTakk
@kaffetakk.bsky.social
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cidonnelly1
@cidonnelly.bsky.social
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As an “official act” only, though.
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Chris Warren
@christian-s-warren.bsky.social
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“The law, in its majestic equality, permits rich and poor ex-presidents alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
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ChrisIsWriting
@wondwritworld.bsky.social
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Good one. So many possibilities for immunity. The next woman President could buy contraception in any state to ensure her full attention on her role; or if she carried the baby but had complications, she could get lifesaving care.
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Gaylan G.
@gaylan.bsky.social
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Please stop teasing me, I'm still waiting for someone to come and drain the swamp!
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Needleroozer
@needleroozer.bsky.social
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Sadly for the President, the Secret Service won't let him.
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Adrienneinny
@adrienneinny.bsky.social
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Ha!
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Sean McKeown
@sifuabs.bsky.social
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The law, in its majestic equality, allows the President but forbids the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
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Mateo
@mateocaballero.bsky.social
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Only if he’s also committing an official crime.
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Mrs. Bear 🐻 🐼🐻❄️🌸 🌊
@ladybear.bsky.social
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And be homeless without getting arrested! Weeeeee!
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Jocoso
@jocoso.bsky.social
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After you 10,000 murder of innocent children you get to be a legal hobo
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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😂
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@evomedia.bsky.social
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I heard if you leave a Trump alone in public... it turns into a rapist
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John OH, JUST THE CRIMES Keynes
@bnr-keynes.bsky.social
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but only in his official capacity josh
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OG_McDuck
@ogmcduck.bsky.social
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A+ All the A-pluses, for that matter. After all, I better hand them all out now before i get remanded to a CIA black site in Latveria.
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Durty Bear Seb ➡️ Folsom Sep 26-30
@sebbearva.bsky.social
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He and only he!! The privileges of power!
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