AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social

Wait, did he stuff feces into the can or did he poop into it? Because the latter would be a whole other level

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Jeff Nye @jeffreynye.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Both the decision and the board report use the vague term "deposited," so it's unclear. But the opinion also gives us this: after "deposit[ing] his feces into an empty Pringles can," "He then drove approximately 20 minutes from his home in Coal Ridge to Cambridge with the open can of feces."

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Reply Guy @elandobbs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

I can see his ability to cleanly do the deed directly into a pringles can as a mitigating factor.

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Gavin Werbeloff @travelbuddha.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

A distinction I never imagined until now. Thank you Akiva.

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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

One of these is disgusting, the other is still disgusting but a bit more impressive in his dexterity.

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Some Guy* @betterkevin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

Bad Lawyer Pod covered this.

music.amazon.com/podcasts/f17...

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Dharhix @dharhix.com [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:32 UTC

If I had to do it, I would definitely do the latter. A whole lot less gross than having to shovel the thing with my hands (covered or not, it's still disgusting).

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