Iβm not the stepdad, Iβm the dad who stepped in a pit disguised with branches and leaves by my uncountable stepchildren, whose laughter draws closer as night falls
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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Buying one of these for everyone here
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Hear me out: replace Joe with Hunter. Can keep all the same campaign posters etc
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Everybody knows shit's fucked
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They also believe that if anything bad happens, they will be able to buy their way out of it, and that it is their God given right to do so
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Flonase: when you're ready for your nose to pour blood instead of snot
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There's better Detroit pizza than Jet's but not very easy to find. I therefore second this recommendation. Use caution if you are prone to acid reflux!
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The amount of psychic damage incurred in the past week alone is just fucking staggering. Would kill a Victorian child etc
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Fuck yes
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Hmm... Does at least one of the characters suffer an alarming facial injury?
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I realized I was applying moisturizer wrong like a week ago and now my skin feels... good??
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me reaching the halfway point in a pint of ben and jerryβs
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"no, I'm not related to Trent, but I am a big industrial fan"
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Exactly
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This will continue until lessons are learned
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Ok reached my limit
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Probably was better than it is now. Here's with flash for detail
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I did not realize it was a buffet, never seen a buffet that delivered
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This is the single worst meal I've ever ordered from a restaurant. Those brown chunks are supposed to be pork chops. The fries are tough and chewy and I don't even know how you'd do that??
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* No candidate may climb the chain link enclosure for any purpose.
* Each candidate can ask moderators for up to three hints to get them through some of the really hard questions.
* Pull the trigger once, then pass the revolver.
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A lot of people like to say "we don't deserve dogs" but I do. I deserve dogs.
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Bet that was really satisfying though
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I'd love to know how anyone is supposed to function in politics without being in a non-stop Ayahuasca binge
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I think it's cute when gas stations think people have brand loyalty. The most thought I ever put into it is "oh, here is gas"
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Oh... Oh no
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I just saw a fox in the damn alley! It caught a rat!!!
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