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The Onion@theonion.com |
* No candidate may climb the chain link enclosure for any purpose. * Each candidate can ask moderators for up to three hints to get them through some of the really hard questions. * Pull the trigger once, then pass the revolver.
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Daniel 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
@rogonandi.bsky.social
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I’m really hoping that Trump gives Biden another chance to say “Would you shut UP, man?” again. That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a debate like this. 😝
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺
@joeaconite.bsky.social
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TABLES!! LADDERS!!! CHAIRS!!!!
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Daniel Roberts
@drobertsimg.bsky.social
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Biden may only address Trump as “Jack,” “guy” or “fella.” Trump can only address Biden as “Obama,” “Nikki Haley,” or “bing bong.”
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Self-deprecating ghost
@soundwave187.bsky.social
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My favorite rule is the one about zombies.
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Educ8tusAll
@educ8tusall.bsky.social
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scream-laughter!
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Nihl L'Amas
@nih-llamas.bsky.social
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Trump will be at a major disadvantage with the phone-a-friend thing.
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sperfur
@sperfur.bsky.social
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The point of a cage match is to escape the cage
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Alice in Keynes
@aliceinkeynes.bsky.social
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When is the pre-Bernie Bro Onion coming back?
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Hard Boiled Egg
@perigominas.bsky.social
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JEEMS
@jamesfrye.bsky.social
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"Pull the trigger once, then pass the revolver" After about 15 minutes, at most, I think this rule converts over to everyone who is still watching.
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Harvey Manfrenjensenden
@whipchatterly.bsky.social
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Will triple-stamping a double-stamp be allowed?
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