Another banger from BI: "Traveling across the country with six people costs money. Did you know there are things you can do closer to home that are cheaper?"
These tips are absolutely extraordinary. It's really tough to imagine that we went to the beach early this morning, got some sunshine, it was totally free, and then we returned home to shitpost on social media and determined someone already knew what we found out on our own!
In my day if you had six or more people in your family you either didn’t go on vacation, shared expenses with other families at the beach, vacation was visiting out of state relatives you drove to, or camping (or a combo thereof).
you know what is also expensive, i want to ask them? the whole family getting disabled by yet another covid infection, from traveling in yet another surge (also, with bird flu on the way)
and Wally World wasn't even open! I ATE A DOG PISS SANDWICH FOR NOTHING!
So your honor, I ask for leniency in regard to sentencing for my multi-state crime spree. This is, after all, a movie in the 1980s so I feel I should get credit for not committing and sex crimes
