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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I just want to slap people. But, instead, I imagine Biden’s NSFW inner dialogue to vent my frustrations.
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Just your run-of-the-mill sock puppet with an opinion. All opinions are that of the human with its hand stuck up my hole. Pronoun: it/it
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I just want to slap people. But, instead, I imagine Biden’s NSFW inner dialogue to vent my frustrations.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I’m not on a national stage and I’m often at a loss for words when talking about Trump. Even after the felonies, the affairs, the lies, and the pure unhinged idiocy people think he’s competent. Trump didn’t answer questions and the moderators didn’t follow up. I’d have walked off, “Fuck this shit.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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“Sure, let’s talk about golf now. Nothing else I talk about matters… blah blah blah…”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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All we heard was “Medicaid.” What we didn’t hear was, “I can’t believe people for him. Ungrateful motherfuckers. Look at this list of all the things I’ve done… Infrastructure… Record low unemployment… Student loan forgiveness… Medicaid… Cheap insulin… I bet lard ass shoots that shit himself.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I have brain farts when I get frustrated and stressed. I want someone to be Biden’s Frustration Translator and do a voice over on the debate. I think he spent most of his effort to stop from dropping the f-bomb during the debate.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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DeSantis worked too hard with his policies and his scripted speeches. DeSantis thought he could dazzle them with brilliance (which he totally lacked) without realizing Trump just baffles them with bullshit. DeSantis, and way too many pundits, think Trump is brilliant. He’s just bullshit.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Don’t get nervous if the national media is scrutinizing your every syllable while they ignore your opponent the criminal pedo rapist backed by Christo-fascists hellbent on burning down democracy. No pressure, Joe. Oh, and make sure you don’t stutter. The NYT will be all over that shit.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Think of him like a windsock. No spine. No substance. Just pointing whatever direction the wind blows. He knows anti-choice is not popular. But his Christo-fascist donors keep him in gold toilets. He just flops back and forth depending on the direction of the wind. He’s completely reactionary.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I tried to make the case for him having a brain fart at the debate but I was diagnosed with dementia. Apparently, being before a live national audience with media eagerly hoping you’ll fail while debating a blathering ignoramus is something the average Bluesky user breezes through without a hiccup.
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Gabe Ortíz
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Project 2025 was “written primarily by former Trump officials & conservative commentators connected to Heritage” & “has even set up online trainings & loyalty tests to narrow down potential hires to those who will commit to follow Trump w/out question”: www.mediamatters.org/heritage-fou...
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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If Project 2025 gets him anything, he’ll take it. He’ll claim it was his idea if he wins and claim it was someone else’s if he loses. But he’ll never admit he lost. So... He’s just a one-celled attention-seeking organism don’t ascribe human motivations to him. He’s not that evolved.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Which Democratic nominee won’t the media shit on?
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Red tape and regulation is a problem until it’s their kid who dies.
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ryan cooper
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report on the GOP freak running for NC gov: "he and his wife were cited for numerous violations at the child care center they operated from 2000 to 2007, including a charge that the center presented falsified certification documents to state inspectors." www.newsobserver.com/opinion/arti...
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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That doesn’t matter to the GOP or to him. This goes back to the idea that either Trump or the GOP has a moral compass. They don’t have any values. They lie without shame. Their only goal is power and money. Their ‘policies’ have always contradicted themselves. That’s part of the game for them.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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I was going to say Dunningkrugerfreude but that might not be as funny in German.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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People mistake his lack of a moral compass for political genius. Naw, he’s just a meat puppet driven by his base desires and nothing more.
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States Newsroom
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MOScholars allows taxpayers to give to educational assistance organizations to fund scholarships for private, parochial and homeschooled students in exchange for a tax credit. Donors to the program include political mega donors and national corporations. Via Missouri Independent
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Is there anything besides a trial and a not guilty verdict that could stop him from being charged again?
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Obviously not economically anxious enough to worry about the resell values of their vehicles.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Yeah. He’s a useful idiot.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Ouch.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Always wondered how many abortions he’d paid for.
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Ian Miles Schlong
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Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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“We want Trump to win and we stand behind everything he represents. As ‘balance’ we report on the worst about the Democrats and they think we’re giving them advice. It’s so cute. But, really, if we came out as MAGA, no one would invite us to parties. and our social lives are all that matter.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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How many of them are registered Republicans and do they regular vote Republican?
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Hemry, Local Bartender
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The discourse around biden needing more sleep is fully insane. Does no one remember "Executive Time," the thing Trump spent the majority(!) of his schedule on where he would just watch TV and tweet? Dude was categorically unable to fulfill any of the demands of the office and the press barely cared
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Tom Scocca
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Just like none of the bold investigators backfilling Joe Biden's feeble debate performance with punchy anonymous quotes have ever figured out why Trump was rushed to Walter Reed, claimed he wanted a spur-of-the-moment weekend checkup, and a year later declared that he had NOT had a series of strokes
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Asawin Suebsaeng
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For most of its history, America hasn’t been a democracy, by any meaningful definition of the term! This isn’t some It Can’t Happen Here shit, in a way, it’s already happened. It just may not have directly affected you.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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He’s dressed down from his normal Victorian attire.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Too long. Didn’t read. When they give him the bullet list version, he’ll be on board.
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Keep up the good work, libs!
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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He’s known to lie but he’s also known to be ignorant and dumb as a rock.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Peter Thiel funding a dating app he’d be kicked off of?
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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“I loved the challenge of condensing our lives into approximately 75 square feet and finding creative ways to live comfortably but efficiently.” I guess they didn’t get arrested for homelessness for camping out in a Walmart parking lot. “I’m not homeless, officer. I’m just a poverty tourist.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Will soon be employed by a US right-wing media outlet.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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“If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by priests it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.“ — Dan Savage
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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He is kinda old.
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Sarah Posner
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I've written for years about the Christian right's calls for "spiritual warfare" against demonic enemies of Christian America. They used to claim their struggle is against "powers and principalities" not "flesh and blood," citing Ephesians 6:12. But it was still dangerous. Now we see how.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Stop anyone who supports this bullshit and ask them, “Do you want me dead? Because that’s what I’m hearing.”
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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People need to point this out to anyone they know who supports the GOP. “They are talking about killing me. Do you want me dead?” If they hesitate or excuse the calls for violence as a metaphor or a joke, cancel them from your life immediately. Maybe they’ll start taking this shit seriously.
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Faine Greenwood
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I am glad this piece about the Heritage Foundation threatening civil war if the left doesn’t accept a monarchy came out in the WaPo. More like this, please.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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Just remind white conservatives this is a black man talking about violence. Let their inner racists do the rest.
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Greg Sargent
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NEWS --> Mark Robinson, the MAGA extremist GOP nominee for governor in North Carolina, appeared to endorse political violence against unnamed foes in a recent speech.
"Some folks need killing!" he shouted. "It's a matter of necessity!"
Video and story here:
newrepublic.com/article/1834...
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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The left always follows the narratives of the right. The right says Biden is too old. The left says, “Yes, his is too old,” and ignores the past 4 years. Every little flaw the right points out, the left fixates on. Do you think we’d be worrying about Harris if not for the right’s racism and sexism?
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Michael Hobbes
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I like the coconut tree memes as much as everyone else but I do think we should all be on the same page about Harris's quote actually making sense when you realize she was telling a story about her mom and illustrating a point about education.
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
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Oliver Willis
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"The members of the mainstream media are human beings (despite frequent appearances to the contrary) and human beings respond to incentives. There is an enormous personal financial incentive to another four years of Trump in the White House" www.oliverexplains.com/p/the-media-...
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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They don’t worry they’ll lose healthcare. That they will lose their because of a social media post. That their existence will be invalidated. That they’ll be deported or arrested. It’s not just the money they make from chaos, their socio-economic status and demographics put them out of harm’s way.
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Sock Puppet Pundit
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That the elite punditry that keep writing about the ‘horrors of the left’ have nothing to lose. They are wealthy, white, cis, het, Christian, and mostly male. They don’t worry their marriage will be illegal or they’ll be arrested for indecency for holding hands with their same-sex spouse in public.
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