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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez

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50-year-old teenager. Writer, thinker, game-enjoyer ("gamer" has been ruined). Creates things when the ADHD goblins allow it. He/him, proud bisexual, living on stolen Woiwurrung country in Naarm (Melbourne). Avatar by Hien Pham, kitty photo by me.


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Nice to hear I'm not the only one who isn't a Vertigo fan.

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He's also telekinetic.

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I’m at the vet with our tortoise (just a wellness check up - he’s good! 🐢) and I’m getting reports that my boyfriend is having trouble with a coworker.

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Thanks for the fresh addition to my block list.

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And mining Bitcoin for drug dealers.

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We're likely to be distracted by the plague of mutated winged tarantulas.

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Oh that's a bummer. I used to move in the same circles as the LoG folks and they're all lovely people.

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Glad I set up third party 2FA back when Twitter removed the internal function.

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[later while driving in LA] "Oh hey, just up here on the left is a good place to get a helicopter from in the early game."

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I found Midsommar more gruesome than scary. Some of its violence is extraordinarily graphic.

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He should invite Donald on a duck-hunting trip.

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anyway here’s a baby raccoon sleeping in a hammock

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As the great Australian philosopher Daryl Kerrigan once said, "Suffer in yer jocks!"

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I prefer the Hong Kong original, Party on Fire.

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Roxilla = Godzilla shredding an electric guitar

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Yell In a War's avatar Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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gotdamn if this isn’t EXACTLY what destroys relationships of every kind between men and women—family, platonic, workplace, romantic no amount of love can withstand being shot down every single time she opens her mouth

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I'm curious how many African-American actors and behind the scenes crew would cite Eddie Murphy as the reason they got their break in Hollywood. I suspect it would be a lot.

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I feel like Eddie Murphy must have been a potent agent of change in Hollywood during the 80s and 90s. A black star needs other black actors to play his family, black stunt performers to double him, hair and makeup stylists who understand their hair and complexion, etc.

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It makes sense, I suppose. In a lot of ways, Eddie Murphy was a trailblazer in Hollywood, a black man being the marquee name on a mainstream features film, rather than B-movies or exploitation. Big stunt houses would not have been used to doubling for black actors in heroic roles all that often.

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In the famous scene early in the film where Axel Foley is thrown through a window, a modern TV reveals that the stunt performer is wearing a caucasian-type wig, dyed black and in a puffy flat-top style to simulate African curls during the fraction of a second it's visible on screen.

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4K video is not kind to 20th century stunt work. Wigs and costuming that could pass fine on lower resolution displays don't hold up to 4K HDR and the ability to rewind and pause. This is how I learned that on Beverley Hills Cop they didn't have any proper Afro wigs for their stunt performers.

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Same. I currently have mad scientist hair because I'm unsure how to get it cut now that the top is thinning out.

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Kip Manley's avatar Kip Manley @kiplet.bsky.social
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No, wait, hear me out: in the time between when the leopards are loosed, and when they start eating our faces, we can generate SO MUCH shareholder value—

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just saw our first cybertruck in public & my kid audibly yelled "Oh my God it's so ugly!" then we walked around it exclaiming about how terrible it is... then we noticed the driver was sitting in the front 😂

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WOW Reminder: Olympus Mons is vast. It's 22 km high (over twice as tall as Everest) and *600* wide.

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Yes they do! They have organic crumple zones inside the cabin.

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If it helps, I actually have a pussy in my bio. It's a cat I photographed in Amsterdam about a decade ago.

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Same as everyone else on here: procrastinating.

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The Inside Out characters in my head...

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Clearly they should have stopped allowing drag queens to attend services. /s

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Gregory Hays's avatar Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social
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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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Now I want Seth Meyers to do his Bernie voice and say, "Believe me when I say that I have something for his punk ass."

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Peter Jackson has similar issues. He needs someone to say no to him.

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Ironically enough, Canadians would find it much easier to get permission to work over here.

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Also, Americans can't move easily to Australia either. Permission-to-work visas are largely reciprocal between countries, and because the US has its stupid green card lottery, other countries (Australia included) generally don't make it easy for Americans to get residency.

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As if this year couldn't get any worse...

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She's too busy with all the other cults she's in.

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I wonder if warning everyone about the threat of impending fascism is still being alarmist...

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I believe this is what is referred to as "saying the quiet part out loud".

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Your honour, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

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Rude of you to call out my boyfriend like this. (A couple of Christmases so I bought him that heated beard brush advertised by the hot Viking dude.)

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