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Replace war with free everything
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I have never heard anything funkier than Ray Charles' piano opening up this song. The rhythm of it, the spacing, and the flow drive better than anything I can recall hearing anywhere else.
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Ouaquaga on Chenango
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Me at the garden center
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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O Biden, Where Art Thou? With the president facing Eleven Oceans of worry, his chances at the nomination are Up In The Air. Will he cross The Thin Red Line? By Maureen Dowd
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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DC plants more on less than 10 square miles
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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Not fighting crime, not causing crime, but a secret third thing (playing candy crush)
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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These mottos on cop cars are there to counter impressions that people currently have. If they want to remind you that they're fighting crime, it's because people can't draw that inference from their behavior. The ones in my city say "we are here to help"
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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wait, it wasn't Lisp?
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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When you're done with these, can you put them all in one place?
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Neil Lewis, Jr.
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This meme is relevant again.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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The Atlantic is over here trying to pass Zen Koans about the transience of life off as science
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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast)
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Sen. Josh @HawleyMO: "Some will say now that I am calling America a Christian Nation. So I am. And some will say that I am advocating Christian Nationalism. And so I do." Christian nationalism is fascism and Nazism as politics-and hawley is a proud fascist.
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Matthew Downhour
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There are two nearly self-evident urbanism laws: -"homes cannot be affordable and a good investment" -"an area cannot both be walkable and have abundant surface parking"
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I remember that in 2016, there was one black guy in Ohio who liked both 1) Trump and 2) answering the phone. And he was responsible for a few ppts of black American toplines in multiple polls.
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Miles Grant
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Electric vehicle rebates never "fill up" (they shouldn't!) E-bikes achieve our climate, health & road safety goals better than EVs, but politicians drive everywhere & see people who bike as Others tl;dr subsidies for rich are Incentives (good!); subsidies for working class are Handouts (bad!)
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I'm going to create a mixed drink called "the passover" by mixing this with a hefeweizen, apple brandy, and some bitter Italian medicinal.
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olive consumer
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no computer will ever outproduce a pair of french bisexuals
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Amanda Smith
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“They want to eliminate national parks” is a very simple way to get just about anyone on the Stop Project 2025 train. Are there much more glaring and life-threatening goals of P25? Yes but even your most bigoted cousin does not want to see the parks system sold for parts.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I thought this was the main plot point of most Scorsese movies.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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To a corrupt railroader: "My price is one hundred thirty million dollars. If, when you are ready to pay, I happen to be out of town, you may hand it over to my friend, the Treasurer of the United States." Take a bow, king, you absolute legend (from his wiki page)
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Tom Scocca
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"Executive Time" fell out of the coverage of Donald Trump in the most incredible way. Nobody writing about his quest to become president again ever mentions the fact that he hated the job when he had it and he couldn't and wouldn't really do it!
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Joe Katz
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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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The turtle is struggling to right itself. Why won't you like its posts?
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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This guy would totally own a cybertruck if he were alive today
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Matt Novak
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Happy fourth
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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That outfit you're in slaps so hard, wow
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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You have to convert from English pints to American pints. To the average American liver, that's two bottles of beer.
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Peter
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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this
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The Onion
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"While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead taken a more unorthodox approach and presented an all-expenses-paid diving trip off the shores of Aruba."
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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Wow you could make a really big burrito with those
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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It's really annoying to me that WhatsApp won't let you initiate a conversation unless you give it access to your contacts
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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He looked lively in the after-debate party, and the next day in NC. I looked in on that, because I was curious if the debate was a one off. He was full of fire in what I saw of those events.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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lol. lmao even.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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Is 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' about AI tech bros?
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A.R. Moxon
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Not the most terrifying thing but perhaps the most infuriating: every single thing we said about these fascist Republican fucks has been proved out and all the people who assured us that what is happening would never happen smoothly pivoted to yes it's happening but it will be fine.
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сумний дід мілаш
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I'm surprised at how many not-black colors are in your noir reading list
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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I'm surprised to find that the most fictional part of The Handmaid's Tale was that machine guns were necessary
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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Not pictured: jean "shorts" that come down to the lower calf
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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In groups that the law protects but does not bind, and out groups that the law binds but does not protect, exhibit 39,285
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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And how will that change once the NYT finds its issue to hang on her?
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It makes me uncomfortable that this is the same logic used by the Christian Nationalists. I don't know what to do with that, or how I feel about it. Maybe I'm mad they're forcing a crisis on us, that this would be necessary at all.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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There is power in a union
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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There have been a lot of cases lately where some powerful wizard swoops in at the last moment to stop a progressive thing from happening. Feels bad, man.
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Obama's ascent definitely turned the screw, but I'm far from the first person to point out that it goes back further. Bush v Gore feels more like the beginning of the judicial end for me. Rule breaking, conservative rulings have gotten more common in the last year or so, but not more serious.
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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DARK WERETRAIN RIDES ON THE FULL MOON
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Madalsa
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Btw chevron deference got you this
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Jamison Foser
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will any of the feckless idiots who have over the years repeatedly assured us of John Roberts' nobility and seriousness of purpose devote their next column to explaining how they came to so thoroughly misunderstand the precise thing their job is to understand, or nah?
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Man, I hate Illinois Nazis
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this has big "graphic design is my passion" vibes
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