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Avery Senecal

@averygoodyear.bsky.social

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Nerdy, autistic white lesbian in my 30s with the best ass west of Worcester. They/them pronouns.


Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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DO YOU FEEL IT, MONTY

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D could definitely beat him though

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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I wanna think that Alucard from Hellsing would make mincemeat of Lestat, but Lestat lies, obfuscates, and purposely omits relevant information so often that for all I know he can regenerate from a single atom or something

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its moira's avatar its moira @m01r4.bsky.social
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BECAUSE HE’S BISEXUAL

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Expecting transphobe logic to make sense is probably a fool's errand, but somebody make it make sense

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It's such a bleak mindset. They want to gatekeep womanhood from anyone who hasn't suffered enough for it, but they also paint womanhood as an exclusively negative experience that nobody would ever choose if they weren't forced into it... but that nobody should ever want to opt out of?

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Currently hanging out at the junction of "I feel bad" and "everyone else's problems are more valid than mine so I'm a piece of shit for feeling bad" if anyone wants to pick me up

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Katie Tightpussy's avatar Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay
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the "should we invite X" meme format is by far one of my favourites in recent memory

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Like bitch, you wrote straight-up BDSM porn under a different name but you won't let the vampires fuck and that is simply unforgivable

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Out of all the things I don't like about Anne Rice's work, perhaps the one that bothers me the most is her deciding almost arbitrarily that vampires can't fuck

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Mina Li (she/her)'s avatar Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social
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turns out my state is having a contest on "I Voted" sticker designs, and I would like to show you the most metal one by a middle schooler:

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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I grew up IN THE 90s. We didn't have "Xbox" or "iPhones". I drank FROM THE HOSE. My body FILLED UP WITH WATER. I inflated LIKE A GIANT BALLOON. My family BEGGED ME TO STOP. I flew off into the air SPRAYING WATER EVERYWHERE. It was ON THE NEWS. God won't LET ME INTO HEAVEN NOW. Can I get a HECK YEAH?

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Kendra, regular version's avatar Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
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Making some various bumper stickers for posts on here

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Jana H-S (they/she)'s avatar Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
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I get it. you're looking for a reason to give up fuck that leave your teethmarks on their bones

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Initial thoughts on "The Vampire Lestat": • This guy is really in love with himself • This guy is really, REALLY in love with himself • I think his mom is autistic? • This Nicky guy seems interesting, I wonder if he'll die • Magnus, you're making a terrible mistake—aaaaand you're dead

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Let's play "allergies, cold, or COVID" for the 14th time this year, why not

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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com
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i'm old enough to remember when we could criticize the democratic candidate without people assuming that meant that we wanted the republican to win. just kidding that's never actually happened in my lifetime

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As long as I'm shitposting unpopular opinions, I'm just gonna confess that I don't like and have never liked watermelon, although this may be attributable to me living in MA where watermelons don't naturally grow and tend to taste like a soggy kitchen sponge

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Yeah, I feel like if you're not going to engage with the original poster, you should just... make your own post or take it to the DMs and leave them out of it?

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The general Internet consensus seems to be that "moist" is the grossest English word, but can I please nominate "limpid" for that position

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Gravel Influencer's avatar Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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At the risk of posting something stupefyingly obvious: If you're among those canceling a New York Times or Washington Post subscription, I guarantee you have a great nonprofit media outlet or local paper in your area that could use some revenue. And that coverage is absolutely vital right now.

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I will now be taking an angry nap and will be unavailable for the next 1-2 hours. Please leave any memes, cat photos, and/or shitposts with my personal assistant.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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You are never going to get me to have a single shred of sympathy for the "suffering" of mothers who deny their kids' abuse for their own comfort. You are not going to get me to consider them "victims" by babbling on about misogyny and how they didn't feel "empowered" to stop it. They can deal.

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Melanie D’Arrigo's avatar Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social
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If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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You don't want to sacrifice for your children? KEEP YOUR FUCKING PANTS ZIPPED.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Anyway Alice Munro is a straight-up piece of shit and I'm glad she's dead, but I'm sorry her daughter didn't feel safe talking about that very primal betrayal of the mother/child relationship until after the evil bitch was no longer alive to lie about it

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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My mother ignored me being abused, or me telling her that I felt unsafe around certain people, multiple times in order to protect her psychological stability. I've made my peace with it, but I will never forgive her for that. She has no right to my forgiveness because she failed as a mother.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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"All parents do the very best they can" is horseshit. If you ignore your child being abused and/or blame them for it because it's more comfortable and convenient for you, you are NOT doing the best you can do. You have fundamentally failed as a parent.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)'s avatar Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone
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what's important to me is being a small strange Creature that causes Problems

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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As an autistic person, I do not do cognitive dissonance well, and lately I'm finding that people who do seem to resent it when I point it out

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luke's avatar luke @coolhand.bsky.social
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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Imagine having a vampire to guard your carry-on while you nap though

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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For a two-second shot, that was a VERY realistic mutilated and disemboweled evil white capitalist. That could have so easily crossed over into campy, but they got it just right. #iwtv

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Today we have learned a valuable lesson about blocking or muting people who piss you off, rather than just unfollowing them so they can show up in your skyline again when someone else you follow gets in a fight with them

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I'm so glad this is an experience other people have as well. I spent my first three decades convinced I would die by 33, and then on my 34th birthday I was like WELP

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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Every August, typeface designers flock to the middle of the desert for a week of sex & drugs, and they erect a large wooden word with all the spacing fucked up. They call it Kerning Man

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips's avatar Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social
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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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[walks into restaurant kitchen to see a shrimp frying rice] the prophecy…

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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Just shaved my legs for the first time in forever. It took almost an entire hour and I'm not sure I got it all. I feel like a werewolf.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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The division is the point, you dumb bitches.

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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"Sinclair, could you stoop down a little? I'm having trouble getting both of you in the same frame."

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Avery Senecal's avatar Avery Senecal @averygoodyear.bsky.social
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"They voted in Republicans, so they deserve what they get!" No the fuck they didn't. It's called gerrymandering and voter suppression. Get over your just-world fallacy and face the facts.

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Unpopular opinion apparently, but those of us in consistently blue states REALLY need to start listening to red-staters who have been dealing with psuedo-fascist bullshit for decades, instead of dismissing them as morons or pitying them from our ivory tower

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