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Tim Onion

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It’s time for Joe Biden to drop IN… to this halfpipe.

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Time Spinner's avatar Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
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he might not be your favorite but he's going up against Eric Sparrow

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XXX-L Feral Æ A-12s's avatar XXX-L Feral Æ A-12s @tr3vin.bsky.social
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Unfortunately, Tim Pool spent $850k on the land the halfpipe was on.

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Jerry Timber's avatar Jerry Timber @jerrytimber.bsky.social
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Does Biden need to shred the gnar? As his friend, I think so.

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mechanical jam's avatar mechanical jam @electricjelly.bsky.social
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“Hey jack, peep this frontside 540 No Malarkey!”

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) 's avatar Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
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🎵 wicked guitar riff 🎵

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Ninjakick's avatar Ninjakick @ninjakick.bsky.social
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These are the radical leftists they warned you about...

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Joey P's avatar Joey P @joeypeters.bsky.social
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The Onion making these jokes is what got us in this mess in the first place

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Paul Atreides-Nuts's avatar Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social
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Drop in switch or he’s a fraud

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Black Cheeseberder hashtagMD ANT 's avatar Black Cheeseberder hashtagMD ANT @blackcheeseburger.bsky.social
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Skate tough or go home.

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Mark Shatraw's avatar Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
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Either that or Kamala will have to pickituppickituppickitup pickituuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast's avatar Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast @thx3188.bsky.social
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he should fire up the trans am and lead a rally race through all 50 states

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Juan!'s avatar Juan! @juan.mywasteofspace.com
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the presidential motorcade starts blasting:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSae...

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Jordan Uhl's avatar Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com
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If he can land a kick flip he can stay in the race

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Ryan Lord's avatar Ryan Lord @ryanlord.bsky.social
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**Enters halfpipe and immediately shatters into a million pieces**

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Hipster Sasquatch's avatar Hipster Sasquatch @hipstersasquatch.bsky.social
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No no no, Joe needs to win the big BMX event, otherwise his family has to move back to the big city and the town gets overrun by nazi rollerskaters.

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🌻Bread's avatar 🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social
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Just you wait, he’s warming up those knees

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