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Jarnathan: Mr. Husband

@blackjohn.offq.lol

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Video Editor • Actor • Gamer
I do comedy in NYC and watch a lot of movies and TV. BlackJohnRoss on other socials. Passively trying to grow my twitch. Actively trying to get more into DnD.

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Every time with the small print!!! 😅😅😅

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Imo Biden should do this a la reverse uno now since it’s the new standard 🤷🏾‍♀️

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I know it’s wrong but Joe should take advantage of the supreme court’s ruling

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I think we nailed it #TheBearFX www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNjGQGMs/

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I generally feel this exact way but then someone does something fucking incredible and makes a thing like RRR and I’m like “well if they cooking let them cook!” That said it does at least have a built in intermission which should be mandatory of 120m+ movies imo

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Frieza’s “HELLOOOO MONKEY” hit a lil different.

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The Bear S3 E1 is supposed to make you want to keep watching the season? 36m of “previously on”??? What????? AND THIS IS A COMEDY????????????

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You know. Basketball and football and smoking menthols and… rap? 😂😂😂

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Emu Hp 🇵🇸's avatar Emu Hp 🇵🇸 @emuhp.bsky.social
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Its ok if our guys are beefy they're either Bear-y or just gammon 😭

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If bsky does a version of twitter’s context feature they should call it “Post Skeet Clarity”

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For all twitter’s wrongs adding the “for context” feature was pretty cool. Thank you for this.

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I’m so sorry if a dude is beefy he cannot legally be allowed to be British.

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The 2025 “All your Debt are Belong to Us” tour would go hard.

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Really glad Issa is getting a second season. It was so good.

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The Sopranos has a very similar comedic premise, but again, not a comedy. I think the two are SUPER tonally close.

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The general premise of The Bear is a comedic one but the show is generally not a comedy.

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I am so fucking mad.

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I know I'm VERY guilty of this but an "I gotta have the last word" motherfucker can be SO annoying.

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New handle. Who dis?

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He’s just thirsty for daddy Trump’s approval 🥺🥺🥺

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I just wanna kick this shit off by saying FUCK Y’ALL I ain’t gotta clear my name on a motherfuckin’ thang Every time I get mentioned one of yall bitch ass niggas get 24 hours of attention I’m finna get this shit off my chest and lay it to rest Let’s go.

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Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves is a perfect movie.

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Is Brian Steele one catchphrase away from becoming White Johnnie Cochran?

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Make a movie milder: The Good Budapest Motel

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Make a movie milder: John Gets a Speeding Ticket in the Middle

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AF the Virologist 's avatar AF the Virologist @afthescientist.bsky.social
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Also, a reminder that if you are provided “unlimited” vacation to use it. They give that because studies show you will use less vacation time that way than if you’re given a hard limit which most people will use. Try to take care of yourselves bc the companies will not.

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It was pretty chill

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I hope this return at the pillow store is chill.

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I’ve recently found that if my workout is 20m that’s like my sweet spot unless I’m like doing an activity (like skating)

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Pride Juneteenth Black music month A triple threat frfr

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Have the baseball racists recovered yet? Does anyone know?

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Oh my god. Glen Powell is Colin Powell’s grandson?

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They got cheaper but the Amazon “cheaper to price out local competition” cheaper not the “good for consumers” cheaper.

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Do not read about the real family. Much like the movie if you think “it can’t get sadder” it sure af can.

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If anyone is hitting this thread looking for the perfectly executed Leslie Uggams version here it is also:

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Shani 🫧🍉's avatar Shani 🫧🍉 @blerdmommy.bsky.social
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#tdih “One of the most violent episodes of dispossession in US history…deputized whites killed more than 300 African Americans…looted and burned…40 square blocks…1,265 African American homes, including hospitals, schools, churches, and destroyed 150 businesses”

www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/tu...

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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent

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40 year old virgin This is the End Pixels

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That’s the power of capitalism.

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Saw Furiosa in 4DX. A fun experience. A very popcorn and drink spilling fun experience.

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grass asks public to stop recommending it to unstable people on the internet

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This is so funny because it’s a perfect encapsulation of “twice as good for half the credit”

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The internet: where you call for punishing someone for agreeing with you but not 100% the way you wanted to hear it.

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DaemonSky's avatar DaemonSky @dsky.bsky.social
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Exactly this. I'm financially fine, but I am enraged that making a very good income I will still probably never be able to buy within an hour of my job. And the instability of rent increases is incredibly frustrating.

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