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It's wild to me that "Dawntrail is pretty good" is controversial in communities that loved Endwalker ngl, taste is subjective but some people's taste is objectively wrong

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catching up on the morning's posts

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sending the backend a followup message to let it know that the RPC i sent it 150ms ago is problematic and should be cancelled.

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sending the backend a followup message to let it know that the RPC i sent it 150ms ago is problematic and should be cancelled.

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idk whether I'm more upset that I understood this joke or that I laughed at it

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"if you really splurge you can sometimes find cables up to 2 meters long that work reliably!" If there were a god, They would have smote the people responsible for this so hard that Santa Clara would be the center of an exclusion zone

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Quitting my job to go make the beautiful unhinged optical data-copper power chimera cable standard Thunderbolt was supposed to be so we can retvrn to reasonable cable lengths Needing to spend like a hundred dollars for a reliable TB4 cable longer than 18-24" is an afront to human dignity

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ok it was Sonic's fault with a helping of opnsense not handling a small oopsie on Sonic's side in any sort of reasonable way

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Is it Sonic'a fault? Is it opnsense's fault? Is it my own fault? Is it "yes"? Who knows!

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the Internet Protocol, version 6, is at it again

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In Apple's defense there's a very good chance this actually due to Thunderbolt being cursed as hell

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Hm got a new edition of "Apple please I am BEGGING you, do another Snow Leopard": unplugging the Ethernet cable from a thunderbolt hub triggered a kernel panic on my work laptop

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"bsc how on earth can you hate Brazil's signature soccer style and love Italy's" look,,,,,,

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Oh god damn it I missed my annual gloating on the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of Brazil v. Germany at the 2014 World Cup yesterday Anyway 7-1 lol good riddance to the most insufferable national soccer team imaginable

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(that trick does work on a majority of salespeople and close to 3/4 of VPs though)

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The difference being that all the devs are adults who are just as smart as you, rather than dipshit children you can outwit by playing an ice cream truck jingle on your phone, so they are 10x harder to supervise

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sometimes being an SRE really does feel like being the overwhelmed babysitter in a non-child-proofed house trying to keep one kid from climbing onto the hot stovetop and a second from playing with the blender while a third steals a fork and runs off into another room to play with electrical outlets

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stop letting devs without significant infra experience just write down whatever SLOs sound good to them And even more stop letting VPs or (god forbid) non-technical sales people have opinions on SLOs at all

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I love when someone locks a service into a painful 5 9s SLO which like octuples the cost of running it *and* it never actually meets when customers wouldn't even notice the difference if it had 2 9s instead

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the San Francisco resident in their early 30s urge to start a newsletter

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summertime sadness still isnt even in the dsm-v in 2024and im supposed to take my meds?

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you are in a maze of twisty little compliance requirements, all different

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we've already ruined ixi with that curse it can't be allowed to claim another victim

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The angle and his mustache makes him look like, idk, a middle aged auto worker in the early 1970s trying to hide in the corner to avoid talking to people at the annual neighborhood cookout when somebody approaches him to chat

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Sometimes you still go there for drinks with a friend in the area because legally last call is 1am but Twitter keeps serving til 4 or 5am, but you leave feeling gross and unhappy every time

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In this analogy I guess Twitter is the dive everybody loved in their 20s which has a new owner now who's completely ruined the vibe & told the bouncer to stop kicking out his creepy shitheel buddies

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Wonder why the White House would have a Parkinson's expert visiting over the last year. Very suspicious stuff

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More pictures of French Nazis crying please it is healing my maladies

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The New York Times politics desk today denied allegations that it is in fact three Wall Street Journal opinion columnists in a trench coat, but said it would not be willing to remove its trench coat to prove it

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Twitter was such an incredible website. People would try to do callout posts about you for saying it was kinda sus when somebody from Argentina had a German last name. It produced levels of poster brain we may never see again

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Congratulations/condolences on her future career as a pentester

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Cohost is the posters retirement home, Bluesky is the retired posters rec softball league, and mastodon is a Tumblr theme park

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"inside you are two idiot baby wolves,"

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today's TikTok comment section find: a bunch of guys who think DEI is the reason a construction project in Rhode Island didn't get any bids. Conservatives are literally just stupid man idk what else to say

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Lmao the DUP lost nearly half their seats, truly get fucked

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For this run we're going to be exploiting the "First Past The Post" mechanic by splitting the Conservative vote, this does have the problem that it would enable the rise of fascism in the 2029 edition but thankfully we don't have to worry about that in this playthrough

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Hi welcome to Summer Games Done Quick, tonight we're going for Labour majority any %

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"Independence from Britain" is the world's most celebrated holiday.

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

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Congratulations to the UK on finally getting around to installing that Tory delete mod

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starting to think the people who made sure Biden would be the candidate again might have been a wee bit irresponsible

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good thing the nuclear codes stop existing after 8pm

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We've got people whining that the story is dumbed down while *also* complaining that they don't understand why something in the story happened, despite the game sitting the player down and explaining exactly why it happened

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FF14 discourse right now is convincing me some people actually need worse self esteem

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"but what about Gaza?" two bad things is worse than one of those bad things, this isn't actually hard to understand

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The only way you can see no meaningful differences between life under empty suit Gavin Newsom and life under neo-fascist Ron DeSantis is if you don't believe queer people safely existing openly is meaningfully different from queer people being hounded out of public life.

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ok sry but we need to just openly call people who say "the Democrats and Republicans are basically the same" anti-queer and anti-abortion. Insufficiently protecting queer & reproductive rights is *not* basically the same as purging queer people from public life & outlawing abortion & contraception

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im 90% subtweeting myself in case that wasn't clear

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The median voter is a strange and basically unknowable creature, they could break in literally any direction for any reason

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