Stop making jokes and recognize that your account on a microblogging site known by 4% of the American population and whose most famous user is Weird Al Yankovich could single-handedly win or lose this election
Jul 01, 2024 at 23:36 UTC
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hey, we also have Mara Wilson!!!!
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I disagree.
Neil Gaiman is the most famous person on this site π
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#JillStein2024
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SHUT UP IβM IMPORTANT
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π³
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It's real to me God damn it
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4% seems really generous
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The joke of Will Stancil
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Right on! I'm not giving up, I am going to FIGHT LIKE HELL (please do not ask me to elaborate on what 'fight' means)
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Weird Al is here?
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I need to get into more arguments with people I agree with, am dangerously close to being productive
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This is Paul F. Tompkins erasure and Iβm calling you in
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I dunno. The people talking here mostly already picked a side.
We aren't reaching the undecided.
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[just glancing at your post] yeah I'd vote for al
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George Takei would like to have a word with you out back.
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Weird 2024
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Please ignore the polls where normies literally think Biden is far too dementia ridden to stay in the race, if Biden loses itβs YOUR fault, not the fault of the DNC or other high level Democrats who ousted all other primary candidates to push forward Captain Brainfreeze
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If we still had Jake Tapper and AOC on here we could have pulled it off
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This just in: the Tzadikim Nistarim have been identified as 36 bluesky lowbies who mostly just RT Cats of Yore
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Al can't be all that famous if people are still spelling his last name incorrectly. π
Also, Stephen King would like a word with you.
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Well, not single-handedly. Necessary but not sufficient.
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This site has the juice, I have heard
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As a Canadian with 660 followers on this microblogging site I take my posting responsibility very seriously. I post soberly aware of the power and reach I have.
Keeping that in mind.
*armpit fart noises*
Remember that in November during your election my American neighbours. I hope it guides you.
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Now seriously pondering whether Weird Al or Neil Gaiman is more famous in a global sense.
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this isnt helping, my guy
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Donβt you know Will Stancil is going to get assassinated by the alt right because his posts can pierce thru the TikTok matrix?!?
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It will also be used against you in 2025 MAGA Court
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counter point: the onion
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How did you find my Omegle account?
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Lol you joke now but we said the same about Twitter once
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Have you ever thought that Joe might read your posts? Make sure to include some positivity.
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