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Mike B

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Look out honey cause I’m using technology

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petition to replace chris pratt with conner o'malley in all his movies

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Ganser's avatar Ganser @ganserband.bsky.social
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New dates! 🫡😈 July 27 - Carbondale, IL Hanger 9 July 28 - Urbana, IL Rosebowl Tavern for Pricklefest August 4 - Chicago, Lincoln Hall Lollapalooza after show w/ Friko September 13 - Minneapolis, MN Fine Line* September 14 - Chicago, IL Metro * September 15 - Berwyn, IL Fitzgeralds * * w/ Ted Leo

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river lethe's avatar river lethe @synthriver.bsky.social
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I LIKE GOTH CHICKS WITH BIG ASSESSSSS

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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It’s my neighbor’s dog’s birthday. Say happy birthday Beebee

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Brett Gelman is FUMING somewhere right now

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We’re going to Mammoth Cave this summer. It’s cold and under the earth

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Vince Mancini's avatar Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social
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🎶 I don’t practice Santeria… 🎶

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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MY FAVORITE MEAL IS SANDWICHES

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Internet Archive's avatar Internet Archive @archive.org
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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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You radicalized a porn bot

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Earth: She’s just like me for real!

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A.R. Moxon's avatar A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social
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A common lament is there is no civility left these days, because those on the “left” refuse to be friends with the “right" over "political views."
This implies something startling: conservatives want to be friends with the rest of us. Had you realized?
www.the-reframe.com/if-you-want-...

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Meredith Rose's avatar Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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love things like this

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Tom McH's avatar Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social
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just watched it again, great every time

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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Get out of my room!!!!!

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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the worst dudes online are the guys who are like “the time for electoral politics is over, it’s time for guillotines.” yeah bud i’m sure you’ll stop posting and get the ball rolling on the guillotines any minute now.

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Mr. Cait's avatar Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social
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Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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I want what he has (his titties out with a beer next to a pool)

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Kevin Elliott's avatar Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social
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Great essay on the lessons of the Book of Job for a world on fire. The affirmative voluntarism reminds me of @jacobtlevy.bsky.social idea of justice in Babylon

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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That’s weird cuz I remember hearing about what a credible smart person she is

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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This is Paul F. Tompkins erasure and I’m calling you in

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Tom McH's avatar Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social
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11 years ago tonight in this very room, I released HORSE MASTER: THE GAME OF HORSE MASTERY and changed both everything and nothing about my circumstances.

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Bill Corbett 's avatar Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social
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I actually have nothing against Canada except jealousy of their healthcare. But I’m proud to have written this sketch and song. Eh.

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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This is possibly the most anyone has ever needed to touch grass

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Eric's avatar Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social
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Do you like apples? What about soundtracks? I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, other than to say today on Soundtracker I get to talk about Elliott Smith, and joining me is returning guest @lukeoneil47.bsky.social, as we dig into GOOD WILL HUNTING. Listen here: www.buzzsprout.com/1840875

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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. 's avatar I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled. @crabitha.slutmo.de
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listen gang. Here's the deal. You can't actually do anything about any of this right now, so you might as well enjoy yourself. Even the actions you can take will not take up 24 hours of your day. Compartmentalize that shit.

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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"This is Kafkaesque." - me, waking up tired on July 1st

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Ayo 's avatar Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social
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People who like Peanuts have good vibes online. Maybe a little bit sad, but the world is hard and they know that. People who like Krazy Kat have chaotic vibes. Engage at your own risk. People who like Popeye have insane but friendly vibes. People who like Moomin have beautiful vibes and are handsome

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Mike B's avatar Mike B @nocash.bsky.social
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I don’t see this stuff on Facebook but I do see lots of ads for that poppers-scented candle

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Pickle Tiedrich's avatar Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
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the most consistent phenomenon on this site is that the user named ‘SEMEN_HITLER_JOI’ volunteers at Food Not Bombs and the user named ‘Ashley Says Trans Joy Is Magic✨’ once kicked a dog so hard its eyes popped out

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