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@bwoodward49.bsky.social

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Knower of stuff. Frequently wrong, maybe. Comes from a long line.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

Cat radar

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Is it ageist and ableist if it's true? It is what it is.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Or a bull testicle

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

Probably a Mitchellan Star cafe.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

He probably watched Apprentice reruns and old Scooby Doo cartoons.

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Cat is thinking...put me down!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

That's the problem. They aren't elected. They go when they die.

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CarlyJA22 @carlyja22.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

Absolutely! Joey Chestnut banned from the National Hot Dog Eating Contest? The sheer audacity!

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Vince Mpls @vincempls.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

March 23 1933, the Enabling Act becomes law in Germany, giving the chief executive power enforce his own laws without checks and balances. The passing of the Act marked the formal transition from democratic republic to totalitarian dictatorship. 6 months later, it was a 1 party state.

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

Same with Animal House.

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

If you look closely, Joe Biden was the body double for Keano in all of the John Wick movies.

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

Harris could be the key. If Biden will drop out then Harris would become President. As such she would have a somewhat better chance as an incumbent. The party would not have the vicious infighting and only her VP pick to argue over. Most of Bidens financial supporters would stay on.

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Hoisted on your own Picard, I see...

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

I know whereof he speaks.

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:10 UTC

Was the dog trying to engrave his name on you?

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:06 UTC

Never Forget. The Trump family was disallowed from operating ANY charity in the State of New York because they stole from a kids cancer charity. A kids cancer charity. A kids cancer charity.

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[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

Ahhh....the "Puff" !

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Were we expecting 837 5309?

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

I'm center left and old. But tonight was heartbreaking. The guy who I have lived for many years is just not there any longer. We've all seem athletes who have stayed too long and just embarrass themselves. Not quite that bad. But close...

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

Campaigns will spin. But when you lose the support of the people it's over. Can't spin that without lying.

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Really?

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

I totally disagree. Trump confirmed that he can't not lie. Biden confirmed that he is no longer up to the task. I love Joe Biden but it's terribly sad. I think he sunk his campaign tonight.

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:51 UTC

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:50 UTC

I have always liked Joe Biden. Going way back. But, tonight told me that barring any changes Donald Trump will be the next president. Joe is the better human. And, I would vote for Biden in a coffin before I voted for Trump. We need some of Bidens friends to tell him to step aside.

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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC @reverendjesus.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

YOU HAVE THE MORALS OF AN ALLEY CAT

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Joe.....ooh boy

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Maybe the "Silence of the Lambs" mask for Trump.

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Mine wasn't really a preserve but compared to what it had been it was miraculous. I love the critters!

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Human Lamprey

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:56 UTC

Thanks, Dad.

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

Only organic glue.

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

What about popcorn, diet coke, and cheetos?

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

When I had a home with a big yard we stopped using any kind of fertilizer or poison for bugs or weeds. Within a year our home became a nature preserve for the neighborhood critters and such. Butterflies, birds, lizards, you name it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

I’d like to think that when Jesus signed his name, he’d dot the i in Christ with a little heart

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

Yep, especially the really old ones. When Buckwheat and Spanky were about 4 years old. The area they filmed around LA was almost wilderness.

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Apocalypse Now?

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Wait! Where are College protesters?

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Grifters gonna grift.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Simpler times, indeed.

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:20 UTC

This judge has a very fat Swiss bank account, you can bet.

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Totally agree. Willie was good at just about everything. I can't think of a single player today who could replace him.

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

SCIENCE CAT (my latest cartoon for New Scientist)

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

And the glue...

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

I agree, generally. But, in the case of cars, the new ones are way more reliable and for much longer than those made in the 1970's and 80's. Mostly due to foreign competition. Japanese cars were reliable, and American cars had to catch up to compete.

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Susanne resists on Bluesky @momoftwo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Expand the Supreme Court to 13.

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

Are they called, "dicknitaries"?

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 02:53 UTC

Yes, I got an email from a friend of mine about a week ago. He's been dead for 17 years! This isn't the only dead person I've received emails from. The afterlife must have really good internet!

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

It works pretty good here in my town. They've caught quite a few shooters using the info.

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