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cait@cait.bsky.social |
it's 2024 and my cat's robot litter box can send me push notifications to my apple watch, which is so ridiculous it sounds like a joke they'd make in a 90s cartoon to explain how stupid the future is
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Bobbie Bees
@bobbiegarnet.bsky.social
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wait until Apple adds a scent feature to the Apple Watch. That way instead of being interrupted by a rude chime or a vibration, the watch gently emits the smell of cat piss to let you know that your cat has used the box.
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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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*in 1996* Me: technology is gonna solve so many problems. My dad: yeah and I bet in the future your doorbell will record you and rat you out to the cops. Apollo, God of Prophecy: ...
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Kat Corrine π³οΈββ§οΈβ¨
@katcorrine.bsky.social
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"pinch detect fault" is the "PC load letter" of 2024
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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
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(bullhorn hype sound) ANOTHER AUSTIN DROOOOOOOOOOOPPPP
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Daniel Feldman
@dfeldman.bsky.social
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This is completely ridiculous Where is your cat's apple watch
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Gif Economy Worker
@fairbairn.zone
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My sister in law has one that does this but also calculates the weight of the leavings and tries to build a general pattern for the health of the cat based on this over time
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Jihada de Laurentiis π
@yourgoddamndad.bsky.social
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is it a whisker lol?
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Greg βShalashaskaβ Kinnear π³οΈβπ
@tedcruzinusa.bsky.social
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*ignoring my wrist buzzing audibly* βOh are you good, do you need to go, you have like a call orβ¦?β βNah yeah my cat is just takinβ a shit.β βOh. Yeah. Okay.β
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Soak
@gpc.bsky.social
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and they'd be like, that's hilarious, why does fruit need to know the time
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The_Turtle_Moves
@theturtlemoves.bsky.social
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Mine told me I need to clean it's lasers!
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Paula
@dentonitis.bsky.social
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I wonder how much longer I'll keep trying to know what all the new things are. Not much, I'd guess.
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@vonhonkington.bsky.social
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I need to know if it weighs the poops. Like is it the Fitbit of cat toilets? Can you graph the poop times?
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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Just wait until AI insists that your cat needs to eat rocks. You'll still be able to opt out, but you'll lose your food ration card.
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@petestaiano.com
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Flying cars vs. refrigerator not opening because it needs to connect to a phone app
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Cyberhamster 3000
@bernardbernoulli.bsky.social
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But who really is at fault here? The company who builds a crappy product with features nobody needs, or the consumer who buys such a product?
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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flying cars, cat poop push notifications, whatβs the difference really
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Wattle of Bits π³οΈβπ
@wattle.bsky.social
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strong "I can't read my book because my cigarette is charging" energy
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yes hello
@yeshello.bsky.social
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The future *is* stupid, though. Seems like it lines up just as you say
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