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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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*turntable scratch* Rollin down the path smokin indo Sipping on hobbit beer (and my boots are yellow)
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝@yourgoddamndad.bsky.social |
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endless brunch, bottomless mimosas, he/him, cis, straight; The US is a demon, we live in hell, be kind to your neighbors
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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*turntable scratch* Rollin down the path smokin indo Sipping on hobbit beer (and my boots are yellow)
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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"cause a grease fire brother" "the fuck you say to me??" "yknow like do a good job" "huhh?"
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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fuck yeah I'm gonna use that
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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i think this is what's called a healthy exchange of ideas
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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they say sucking dick like it's a bad thing smdh
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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that sounds reeeaaaal nice. whatever the chef equivalent of break a leg is, do that
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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Huge fan of Amos and Drummer on The Expanse omg just a wonderful show all around
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WildGorillaMan
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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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that's such an amazing portrait of the man too
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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cool guys don't check voicemail
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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King Charles II's court watching Lord Rochester roll up with his fake lead nose thinking "damn this guy fucks"
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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when the syph takes half your face off you gotta do something 🤷♂️
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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the expression on this cartoon woman makes it seem like this means something dirty
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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putting in a FOIA request for all the footage of Commander biting people
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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starting to make sense why that kid killed him
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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iconic look here:
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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Best Boy Grip would be a lovely name for a girl
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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amazing
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beloved character on brand new adventure
@guntoucher.bsky.social
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repost if you're a coward that smells like piss. cats keep trying to break in through in the windows and smell the piss on you
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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having a little cowardice, as a treat
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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this is what Werner Herzog meant by fiendish stupidity
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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get their ass
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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I'm going to drone strike the person making those cat ai videos
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Mr. Am I Being Detained
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Autism didn’t exist because it had incredibly narrow diagnostic criteria and they forcibly institutionalized anyone who displayed them instead of putting them in your class, dumbass
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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love to jiggle about
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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"inside me there are two wolves" look pal animals can't consent so I'm calling the cops AND the zoo
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Hollywood Hill
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I'm sorry, I hate to be *that guy*, but this is not an off-leash park. Can you please leash the two wolves inside you?
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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gotta step out to feed my Frankenstein
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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i am not religious but i think if anyone tries to crawl up your ass for that, the best course of action is to cut em loose.
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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"noted"
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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find yourself a girl with a witch's tit
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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what that witch mouth do?
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Ennui Doofen
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guy who puts change in the Coinstar machine one coin at a time yelling, "You can take that to the bank!"
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grace
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gimme the queef boys and free my soul
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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if you know anything about The Expanse you know how damning this blurb is for the Wall Street Journal
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Costa Samaras
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They want to take away overtime pay “How many hours did you work this week?” “60” “Well well well looks like we only need you for 20 hours next week, so no OT, sorry about that”
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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i would definitely hurt someone if they tried to pull this
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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my original take on this topic: women are incredible
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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so sorry those monsters did this to you
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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Great Scott Marty! The missing variable!
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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sitting next to a dude at this bar who has the WORST fucking sports opinions. he loves both baseball pitch clocks AND ending hockey games in shootouts
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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depends on the project
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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just bit down on a whole peppercorn. this is the best dirt has ever tasted
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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they fall in love later
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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The shooter had taken the mound. Bullets sprayed the stands like rain. Souvenir for a lucky fan. Bob was burrowed behind his former seat in the nosebleeds, where he spied a fan from the opposing team, who had a similar idea. "Cubbies fan?" he asked.
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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i wonder why more pro fighters don't try the shark meta. i would only release footage of me just mr magooing my way around the gym, just to way outperform expectations
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Cat Randall
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Those two old cowpokes: "Who the hell is Lou S. Lane?!!"
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Jihada de Laurentiis 🍝
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"eat and be merry for tomorrow we die" apostle Paul, real fucking Morrissey vibes there
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Tyler James Hill
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Everyone clearly wants radical change. And so one party is pushing for bad horrible evil radical change and one party is basically pushing for noooooo noo don't change stay here it's not that bad just let's hang out there's only ~some~ bad evil stuff, and no party pushing for positive radical change
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