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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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If you mention Stu Nahan at the door you get in free
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ@californiahorst.bsky.social |
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Champion in the epic war against squirrels
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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If you mention Stu Nahan at the door you get in free
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Ever wonder how those plans worked out for Nigel?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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I’ll see your bunny and raise you a cat
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Sometimes I look at my avi and chuckle
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Ya know when you bring home a basket of berries, and hidden in the middle is that lone moldy, half rotten one trying to ruin all of the other berries? That’s called a magaberry
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Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
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Forget about Barbenheimer. This is movie mashup we've been waiting for!
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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That’s what they’re signaling when they ring that bell
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blaine capatch
@blainecapatch.bsky.social
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(Jerry Lewis voice) A Quiet Place DAY ONE
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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If only there were a version of Twister that summons shades from the underworld
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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The book is almost always better than the movie, especially if it’s a pop-up book
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Shrek’s extremely nervous cousin, Shriek
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Jim Zub
@jimzub.bsky.social
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This photo is pure 2024.
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Cosmically Funny
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better… 50 Shades of Shrek
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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I thinks it’s the old timey version of instant replay?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Our forefathers fought and died for this right, this one specific right
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Your liver declares independence from your body
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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A hot dog eating contest may not be a better way to choose a president, but it’s certainly not a worse one
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better… Requiem for a Shrek
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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You’ve been in the sun too long and smell funny
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Hotdogma
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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If you love America so much, why you eating food named after German cities, Shultzy?
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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You have assumed correctly my friend
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Creating a new game that’s a cross between Twister and Tiddlywinks. Calling it Tiddlytwister
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Hawk Tua sounds like an alien character from Star Trek
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Counter strike by asking if they saw the episode where Penny got stuck in the dryer
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Starting to think Biden isn’t a real friend. He only texts me to ask for money
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Setting off those fireworks not only terrorizes your neighbors’ pets but also traumatizes local veterans with PTSD, so no, I will not help you find your fingers
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Squash bugs? Squash bugs! Circle of life
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Please chronicle this journey for the rest of us, so that we may learn
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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The book is almost always better than the movie, especially if it’s a pop-up book
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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If only there were a version of Twister that summons shades from the underworld
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Uncle Kermit
@unclekermit.bsky.social
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If I knew someone named Opie, I would have a hard time not adding, "You dumb son of a bitch," after saying his name.
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪
@jongraywb.bsky.social
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Remember when Howard Dean made a weird noise during a speech and everyone decided that was enough to make them not vote for him? Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled 'potato,' and everyone called him an idiot befor deciding that was enough to make them not vote for him. Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
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KIMBLY💕✨
@k1m.bsky.social
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if you see 3 cybertrucks in one day you die in real life
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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You’re supposed to make it worse not better
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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I’m no electrical engineer but that sounds wrong to me
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Sometimes I look at my avi and chuckle
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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This is why America is so afraid of immigrants
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kir
@kirlax.bsky.social
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Trying to describe my weird new BO to the telehealth nurse
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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it doesn't take but a few minutes to grill a hotdog. unless you're being slutty about it
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Mario Shart
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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I want Wes Anderson to direct the next Alien movie
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Colleen Paige
@colleenpaige.bsky.social
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Those stars you see are actually your retinas detaching. It’s still worth it
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Contusion, She Wrote
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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This is why America is so afraid of immigrants
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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I don’t love Harris either, but I feel there is at least a chance that she would go after the right with teeth, rather than the decades of one-sided compromise that have gotten to where we are now
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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kooooozee
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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and so unpatriotic
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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ
@californiahorst.bsky.social
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Last time I got hammered I got clobbered
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