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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Oops, guess I misread your post then! 😆
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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
Web: captainambivalent.com
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Oops, guess I misread your post then! 😆
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Why *I* have a cursed marching band cover playlist! (Put together for a storyteller with a marching band theme, may not be appropriate for any listeners)
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾
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but that’s my emotional support illusion
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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I’m sculpting mine into Devil’s Tower
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Kurt Busiek
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Comics are.
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Auntie Social
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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.
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Wayne was his middle name his full name was John Wayne Gacy
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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And many fewer times you stumble out again
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Auntie Social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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Anniversary of the night my grandpa dropped a lit cigarette into the bag of fireworks and their lazy old cat Mose made a cat-shaped hole in the screen door like looney tunes
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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“Stuf” is Dutch, pronounced “stoof”
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And the British would hate it so go for it!
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Yum Brands stands for YUnited states of Merica
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Saw that
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Did you video it
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My friend Brunilda would like to wish a happy Fourth to all the States where she’s not banned
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🐺
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I think seeing it in Ireland added a layer of cringe
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On July 4, the world remembers the precious independence our founding fathers Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum won for us by exploiting UNIX security flaws or something
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Ygrene ✔️
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may the fourth of july be with you
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(That's why we need a new one every year)
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Our pirate group sucks! None of us can pirate worth a damn! [New guy's dog suddenly pirates amazingly well] Wait - do you think ????!!!!!?????
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Brianna Chesser
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Nothing in the rules says a dog can’t be a pirate.
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I don't think I can 🤷♂️
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I'm sorry, I would play the heck out of a game with old lady carjackers
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Heck yeah!!!
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Movie about a dog who becomes a pirate: Arrr Bud
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Gwarsh
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(The wolves don’t have legs either)
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Jake_Vig
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OH MY GOD THERE'S A DEAD BABY EMOJI I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE 👼🏻
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With what look like gills - it’s a dead fish baby
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Are they complaining nihilists don’t matter?
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As long as there are still churros
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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Shot poot
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Awww! 😭
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I will try to catch them all in my mouth
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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
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She totally inspired the design
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Then $20,000 today $.05
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People whose takeaway from modern Star Wars is “abusive relationships are HOT” 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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optiMSTie
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I'm currently watching Monkey Man and the bad guys are trying to take down the Monkey Man and they think that they can take down the Monkey Man but I just don't think that they're gonna take down the Monkey Man.
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Pausing dumb jokes to put this on main because it's so important. The American revolution was to overthrow tyranny and establish democracy; this is a counter-revolution to overthrow democracy and establish tyranny.
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Chance Shirley
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Chickens’ fave AC/DC album is obviously Back in Bwack.
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Right, I should've said the actions that prompted the impeachments (though the Jan 6 stuff isn't *completely* out)
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Chickens' favorite Hip Hop song is Baby Got Bwack
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Chickens' favorite Beatles song is Bwack in the USSR
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Retroactively gutting the Mueller Report and both impeachments
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Metal chickens like Bwack Sabbath
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Electronica chickens like Switched On Bwack
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All of them
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(Ouch)
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