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Auntie Social

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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.

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Frovo's avatar Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
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[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already

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Nate's Myth's avatar Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev
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casting Sean Connery to play a Japanese warrior, call that a shamurai

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A presidential candidate just wished a Christian nationalist group, foretelling the revolution, " Luck?” Noted

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Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
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A man walks into a psychiatrists office naked and wrapped in cellophane. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.

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I'm in a pretty bad place right now. Not hell.

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Lots42's avatar Lots42 @lots42.bsky.social
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Star Shrek 3: The Search For Shrek. Shrekraiser Mad Max: Shrek Road The Quiet Shrek Shrek Miserables Much Ado About Shrek Friday The Shrekteenth Nightmare In MAH SWAMP

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I Am A Pyrite King's avatar I Am A Pyrite King @iamapyriteking.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … The Shrekfast Club

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karasocial relationship 💜's avatar karasocial relationship 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social
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remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Star Shrek Into Darkness

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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remake a movie with Shrek and make it better Great Shrexpectations

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ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ's avatar ᔕᕼᑌT ᑌᑭ, ᕼOᖇSƬ @californiahorst.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better… Requiem for a Shrek

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Don Keidick's avatar Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social
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“AI is coming for your job” yeah right, like they are really gonna bother making an AI to goof off for 6.5 hours on youtube then painfully answer 6 emails before goofing off on youtube for another hour as a reward.

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Nah, make it all fucking, all the time, and title it "the long fucking weekend"

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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People need something to be angry about to be happy. Want proof? Pineapple pizza. Who cares what someone else eats? If you don't like it, don't eat it. That said, that shit don't belong on pizza.

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I've decided to start selling Crapto. It's a non-fun token

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Uncle Duke's avatar Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social
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i really hope i get the job because it’s not like i can put this thing back in my butler

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Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator's avatar Thundergasm Angrypants: Clint Howard Appreciator @therealdcf.bsky.social
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i am carbs's avatar i am carbs @iamcarbs.bsky.social
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taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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It's independence day, which means all supreme court justices are 17.76% off! Buy yours today!

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Gian D’Oh's avatar Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social
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Put me in couch I’m ready to lay Today

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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🎵my loosened bowel Made something foul Now my end Is really truly splattered

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🎶I strained so hard And pooped so much Now my end Is really truly splattered

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"Get out of the car, sonny. Oh, have you been eating enough? Here. Have a werthers, you handsome boy. NOW GET ON THE GROUND"

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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Gram Theft Auto

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ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: MineCrap

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Philip Marks's avatar Philip Marks @philipmarks87.bsky.social
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Picard always orders his tea and has to specify hot each time. Some utopia where you can't even set a preferred temp on the replicator

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They're called cartoons because "sketch comedy" was already taken

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badly-drawn bee 🐝's avatar badly-drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social
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They're always accusing others of things they'd do themselves

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Elle's avatar Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social
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so great that Europe's doing this again with the diseases

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Auntie Social 's avatar Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social
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Tomorrow's a holiday in the states, and when there's a Thursday holiday, Wednesday is like Friday. That makes this a Frednesday (pronounced friendsday). Go do something nice for a friend.

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Alisha Diane Galloway 's avatar Alisha Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social
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Jesus FUCKING Christ my blood pressure

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SurlyManul's avatar SurlyManul @slbeauchamp.bsky.social
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a presidential candidate ate a dog. and posed for pictures. while eating a dog. EATING a DOG. can someone please reboot the simulation? i think we need to start over.

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