One Dog’s Opinion 🐾

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I’m the dog you met at that party

a shotgun shack ⚜️

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

just consumed more than my body weight in kettle corn. I will not be taking questions at this time

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

hardly more than a fuss, to be fair

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

At most I might say a brouhaha

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

but that’s my emotional support illusion

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

how much for that doggy style in the window?

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

I may have heard a stir

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Clouds (From Both Sides Now) • Dave Van Ronk And The Hudson Dusters, 1967

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

Snoopy is never not a Beagle

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

when i’m really high i do actually see that Snoopy is a beagle

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

you know it 🐾 @favskeet.bsky.social

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:13 UTC

never met a dog that misread the vibes

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:45 UTC

who up blurting “wait what are we talking about again” in the middle of a conversation?

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

they give me sustenance, Sweetie

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:10 UTC

I’m afraid

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

They say dress for the job you want

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

I print them out and eat them they are meant to be consumed

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

My posts are not meant to be read they’re meant to be felt

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:07 UTC

I showed you my stats, please respond

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ceej @ceej.online
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

trying to return something to the marketplace of ideas but the shopkeeper flips over the "out to lunch" sign as soon as they see me coming

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aaron @trulyaas.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

There's basically two types of people: those trying to make it in show business and those who are trying to make it in tell business.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Going to see an 80s tribute band called The Spicolis tonight. Is this what being old feels like?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

OOH, YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN KNIFE FLAYING YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE OOH, SEE THAT GIRL, WATCH THAT CRIME SCENE DIGGING THE KNIFING QUEEN

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:44 UTC

have no fear, this is a good 🐝

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

a cute bumblebee like this?

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:33 UTC

Girl whose dog is a cognitohazard, she has to keep it covered in a costume of some sort in public to keep everyone safe. On one windy day the cute bumblebee mask fell off and over 40 people died.

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:09 UTC

a lost and found but Can you hear the drums, Fernando?

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

What do you want me to do actually achieve my goals like some kind of freak?

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Staff Chief of Joints @etrain.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

I can't believe it's almost Christmas.

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3rd date haver @torsionham.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:23 UTC

WARNING: GIFT HORSE IS CURRENTLY OUTSIDE WITH ITS MOUTH WIDE OPEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF WINDOW, DO NOT LOOK

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:46 UTC

‘Dark and brooding, Heathcliff stared across the misty moors and muttered, “I hate Mondays, but damn I love lasagna.”’ Emily crumpled up the paper. No. Something just wasn’t working.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

he’s a descendent of wolves

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

IT'S ONE LAKE HOUSE, MICHAEL, WHAT COULD IT COST? TEN DOLLARS?

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debbshock @debbshock.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 22, 2023 at 11:20 UTC

it's the friends we made on bluesky while at work, not doing work, that we'll remember

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Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

ugh, so scary. all of our local dog groups on FB are filled with reports of missing dogs, it’s just wrenching

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:36 UTC

seeing multiple disturbing reports of dogs (and some cats) who are currently missing after bolting, running for their lives to escape the fireworks Imagining their terror and confusion is unbearable— so much unnecessary anguish 😢

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:46 UTC

these fireworks could have been an exclamation point

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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

first date idea: comparing who took the better firework video on their phone

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.

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JOE DANTE'S INFERNO @oldtobegin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

for me, JAWS has become a covid movie, tho it's about many things, and its original themes still resonate. that feeling in your gut when something's fucked. everyone tells you it's fine, and why, and you know they're wrong. and you wait. and then you regret waiting. JAWS is about that feeling.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:41 UTC

all this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me

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Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 08:01 UTC

do we even have days anymore?

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 05:01 UTC

tomorrow is not Sunday? WTF is going on

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:30 UTC

BAD NEWS: Lee Greenwood saw his shadow. We’re going to have 6 more days of fireworks.

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[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 07:52 UTC

a lost and found but for A little more bite and a little less bark A little less fight and a little more spark

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 06:50 UTC

thank you chef, your honor

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

Docs ask how many concussions you had/when they happened and it's like c'mon all I know is that I got hit a lot in my memory spot

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