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cari

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formerly eating in my car

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the only useful technological advancement in my lifetime has been the thing where it asks you if you forgot to attach something to an email and even that doesn't work all the time

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Happiness is found in framing. If you're on a cruise that accidentally sets off an old sea mine, you may be tempted to think "Oh no, this ship is going to sink." But let's instead take a long view and mentally recontextualize it. "Wow, the local fish are getting some great apartments."

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Yeah I just remembered someone had reported it on twitter once, I changed it. Hopefully I can get the label removed

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Yeah I just realized that, I'll change it

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I guess it could be my avi? It was maliciously reported on twitter once and I guess that could've happened here. I'll change it I guess

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I haven't been on here much but why would this happen when I basically only post dog pictures and talk about movies? I have never posted gore??

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Massive layoffs at my company today and they're doing it in waves so no one will know for sure if we're completely fucked or not til next week. Happy 4th. God bless America and our glorious corporations 🇺🇲🎆☺️

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biden: and we cut veterans in half jack trump (looking like a frog with eyebrows): well I don't think he even knows what he said my brain: sealab 2021 new shows

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I'm voting to launch Jake Tapper into the sun

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U rockin with toilet?

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🔔 Big James zoomed in on the bookshelf in your post (23s)

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this says so much about society

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big al 🫨's avatar big al 🫨 @bigmood.bsky.social
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what are the pioneers of nuclear armageddon if not puppet masters with demonic toys 😔

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if you liked puppet master vs demonic toys you'll LOVE oppenheimer

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This is truly Eden for dogs

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I think there are like 15 and we're watching them all

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me watching my 10th puppet master movie

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In absolute shock that Corey Feldman plays the main character in Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. Why didn't anyone tell me

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You know that one guy on here who openly talks about his rape / abuse fantasies and also thinks women are falling over themselves for him even though he looks like he gets bullied as an adult? I think someone should kill him

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(leaning over to my husband two seconds into Bram Stoker's Dracula) is one of these guys Dracula?

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really emotional watching black sails. these dudes have so much in common they could be best friends if they stopped shooting each other in the head, stabbing each other in the heart, etc.

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come on now I know pirates didn't god damn look like this. they're laughing at us

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I hope to god they don't kick me from the manorlords discord

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you shall not pass

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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just heard I'm getting a million dollars from the government for being the number one birthday girl

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It's really important to marry someone who can do a perfect Lyndon Larouche impression so you can monetize it by dining and dashing

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keep talking I'll put your ass in the pepsi box

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Me: youre just gonna be a loaf this time right Bread: Si absoludamenti signiore Me: Not a bread and a dinner roll, yeah? Bread: Me: Bread: I have a Bambini

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Defpones - White Tony

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don't forget anything less than 5 stars is 1 star and really hurts local businesses

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why the fuck would it matter if I'm enjoying it

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Ay Que Gronko's avatar Ay Que Gronko @vanity.bsky.social
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Audio emoji? En esta economia?

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I'm honestly at my limit

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Ai is coming for your job

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if you really really need it you can smoke 1 cigarette and it doesn't count

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We watched it for the first time last year and I became obsessed with it lol I even tried to get footage from the making of documentary from one of the editors who worked on it but he stopped responding after a while

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my best friend and I looooved doing this lol

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They should've gotten 30 seasons

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