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Velodus @velodus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

When the France election results are good

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

I wish there was another UK election to watch the rest of today. watch a bunch of guys named Eric Thorpe-Smedley who was Minister for Napalming Old Ladies getting rinsed in the Scunth-on-Sea district by a Labour guy named Derek Elbow and a man in a cat costume

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

What I imagine it's like to watch a presidential debate.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

this stinks

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

this stinks

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 25, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Just gonna be honest with you, Brent; I will probably forget this.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 23, 2024 at 12:03 UTC

I bet Elon likes to quote Monty Python in meetings and everyone has to laugh or they get fired.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 18, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

[extremely pleased with myself voice] heh, more like Boston Ruins.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] May 13, 2024 at 14:36 UTC

What the fuck is this

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tinybaby @tiny.baby
[ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

love too look back on the history of police cracking down violently on anti-war protests at colleges and thinking you know what. those were all bad. but this time we're doing the right thing

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Terrible.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

Meh, I give it a B+

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

If you see this man, do not approach. Call 911.

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Shoegaze Dad☭ @shoegaze-dad.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

Pedestrian is a synonym for boring when in fact walking around and shit totally rules. But the car lobby doesn't want you to know

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 14:58 UTC

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Dec 09, 2023 at 16:36 UTC

"It's because of woke," scoffed the man, shortly before spilling an entire 64-oz Mountain Dew.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Sep 07, 2023 at 12:10 UTC

Well, I'd like to see ol Lonny Musk wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Musk wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

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mr "you know who" @jessefarrar.com
[ View ] Aug 06, 2023 at 23:41 UTC

always fun when the lights go up after the movie and you can see what disgusting freak was just sitting next to you the whole time like everything was totally normal

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Ellis (sewmuchgeek) @ellislee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 29, 2023 at 13:11 UTC

When I wake up before everyone else, I feel mature. Cultured. Sophisticated. I have already experienced so much of this day, not like some new ass bitch just waking up.

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CashGordon @cashgordon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 28, 2023 at 01:16 UTC

Finally you can smell like an alcoholic without dandruff.

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