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🌶️ Fuck off Carol Hamilton 🌶️

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80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids 90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons 2000s: time to blast some aliens 2010s: chop up these zombies 2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food

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Jessk's avatar Jessk @jesskisit.bsky.social
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A genre of games I never saw coming but became deeply invested in: it’s the afterlife and the deceased need your help

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Danny's avatar Danny @skirmishmonkey.bsky.social
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The premise has become increasingly unrealistic.

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Time Spinner's avatar Time Spinner @spinny.bsky.social
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90s: the world is full of fascists destroying the environment and you are a tiny hedgehog who just got his first taste of direct action 2000s: the same but now with rock & roll and your new goth friend who has a gun

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Shinjiro Aragaki 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Shinjiro Aragaki 🏳️‍⚧️ @shinjiro-aragaki.bsky.social
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Harvest Moon was in the 90s, though.

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David Blanchflower BSc's avatar David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social
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Cup of a tea and a couple of biscuits game for me.

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Samantha's avatar Samantha @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
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can i still chop up zombies with my cozy friends though?

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Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤's avatar Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤 @fluxandflow.bsky.social
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❤️

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Patchouli Woollahra's avatar Patchouli Woollahra @woollahra.bsky.social
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Bonus points for that weirdass result in Animal Crossing New Horizons where you have a cosy house, friends relationships and food and for some reason a pupper who blasts demons with a badass marine.

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🌷Skippy The Bush Kangaroo🌷's avatar 🌷Skippy The Bush Kangaroo🌷 @skippythekangaroo.bsky.social
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Ouch. But Animal Crossing did get me through the pandemic.

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Dylan McGehee's avatar Dylan McGehee @dylanmdesigns.bsky.social
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Indeed. Unfortunately, I can't even afford the Coyote's fee to smuggle me into Mexico... and some things might have happened last time I was in Canada so I can't go back there.

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Cacao Byproduct 's avatar Cacao Byproduct @cacaobyproduct.bsky.social
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I’d love to know which are the games people most love like this

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😆

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turn the page 's avatar turn the page @braceletwitch.bsky.social
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reading this while playing stardew valley

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Shawn's avatar Shawn @swampy-kiwi.bsky.social
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And blast some asteroids, but in a gentle, let's see what we can find kinda way.

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God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO's avatar God-Emperor Tsunami 💙 #FBPE #BLM #GTTO @tsunami65.bsky.social
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The last one is by far the most unbelievable.

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Dan's avatar Dan @danxduran.bsky.social
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RimWorld: all these mashed together, except the house is also on fire

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Hylen S's avatar Hylen S @hylen26.bsky.social
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B

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Xipha's avatar Xipha @xipha.bsky.social
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My power fantasy is a crisis stable day job. I don't say that as a joke that's literally what it is. I play power wash simulator because then I can pretend what it is like to get a monthly pay.

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terminal>'s avatar terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social
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that's too many decades [checks age] oh shit

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Lyndon Hood's avatar Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social
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Just saw this again Italian time so I guess it's doing well catching the zeitgeist or whatnot

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Stormtrooper's avatar Stormtrooper @stormtrooper.bsky.social
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Millennial wanted to be homeowners

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Bowie🔞zi/zir's avatar Bowie🔞zi/zir @bow-iie.bsky.social
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yall should check out cloud meadow

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si oppington's avatar si oppington @stillwellgray.ca
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When did the sims come out again

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Dr. Solaris Yigson's avatar Dr. Solaris Yigson @solarisyigson.bsky.social
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Unrealistic

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Ceiling Cat's avatar Ceiling Cat @ceilingcat.bsky.social
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2022: you’re a cat wandering around a post apocalyptic wasteland and you can climb high, knock over paint cans, scratch furniture, and zoom out of a room

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Nick's avatar Nick @nwbvt.bsky.social
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The Sims were actually huge back in the 00's.

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70s video game: Pong anyone?

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Albee's avatar Albee @afunghi.bsky.social
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And a job you like!

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🌶️ Fuck off Carol Hamilton 🌶️'s avatar 🌶️ Fuck off Carol Hamilton 🌶️ @catespice.bsky.social
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This post brought to you by the Tales of the Shire trailer:

youtu.be/hMuwzdLJ7Rg?...

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Cat Girl Zoey's avatar Cat Girl Zoey @xomz.bsky.social
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o o f

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Arriviste houso's avatar Arriviste houso @sunnydarkgreen.bsky.social
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2030's: AI creates a Matrix in Animal Crossing, ppl buy or compete to 'check-in', Skynet becomes synonymous with Heaven.

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Farren Croí-Spéir 🦊🇮🇪🍥🎮's avatar Farren Croí-Spéir 🦊🇮🇪🍥🎮 @farrenskyheart.bsky.social
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most of my 90s games were "teenagers take down a (demi)god"

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Love & a Broken Clock's avatar Love & a Broken Clock @luvnabroknclock.bsky.social
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I'm having a similar escapist issue with my fave ttrpg, Shadowrun. It's a bit close to home, socially speaking. If I'm stuck in this dystopic hellscape I want a metal arm and dragons flying overhead.

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Capitã Jack no comando  🏳️‍⚧️ 🕎 ♿'s avatar Capitã Jack no comando 🏳️‍⚧️ 🕎 ♿ @strule.bsky.social
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And has a debt with a tanooki

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el yucatecx's avatar el yucatecx @yucateco.sextape.mov
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hey now, animal crossing came out in 2001!

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Panda's avatar Panda @pandaramble.bsky.social
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These are getting more unrealistic by the year. Our children play these games and want to have pleasant daily lives now! This has to stop.

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Gandalfs Pipe's avatar Gandalfs Pipe @ggrayhame.bsky.social
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This hits especially hard when you're entering your mid-20s during the 2020s

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Steffen Grundmann's avatar Steffen Grundmann @niewieder.bsky.social
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But only "House and Friends" are included in the Basegame. Please pay 40 bucks for the "Relationships and Food" DLC

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Coleson Fox's avatar Coleson Fox @colesonfox.bsky.social
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Stardew Valley gives you the fantasy of having a loving mother who sends you letters and cookies. I love my cozy fantasy games

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Ill Topo's avatar Ill Topo @dqspider.bsky.social
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the graphics are real pretty now, though

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