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High blood pressure

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Turnt in the yurnt

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There's no made-in-canada conservatism, it's just badly faxed ideas from the shittiest states

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One of my least favourite things about Canadian conservatives is that they don't have their own ideas they just have American conservative ideas from 10 years ago

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This was retconned in later comics to say he had been circumcised but it grew back, thanks to his healing power. This does mean however that wolverine can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery

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Commander: <reads letter> XO: sir what does it say Commander: it uh it says everybody has to kiss

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MAKE VERY LOUD

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Fortunately, due to a musical gimmick 23 years ago my Google email address refers to me as a Reverend

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The inside out characters in my head

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I know everyone loves the Good Place but as a Ted Danson fan I really think his best work was on Bored To Death

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It has its own abbreviation, that's how often people talk about it, they needed to reduce the amount of time it takes to say it

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Okay Terrence Howard

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Paz Pardo's avatar Paz Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social
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I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

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Wow there's options

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Every other democracy & several less-than-democracies: has 3+ national parties America:

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Drugs are legal you're competing against the govt

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You people better start laughing at my material or there's gonna be more of it

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Hol(l)y Gennaro may her light always shine

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My week off hasn't kicked in yet I think I should take another

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Lol they wish Dude sounds like a dog's chew toy when he talks

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I actually meant for him to go first at murdering people, since these blustering jackasses seem to only ever have the courage of other people's convictions

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It's not incorrect here if a native or fluent speaker here knows exactly what you mean when you say it. You may not privilege its register but it's not incorrect.

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You first, dickhead

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She looks like she's wearing dazzle camouflage so it's harder to target her at range.

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There should be a website where you can find out if your church has sex abuse insurance and if not, whether they just didn't buy it or if it's been pulled

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*actuarial tables

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Human society.

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She's a 10 but she doesn't alt-text her titty posts

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Starmer's an avowed terf, not that reasonable

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To be fair that's what we say in Canada and we're much closer.

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From a friend. I didn’t make it

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I'm not the one who hired her as a nanny. maybe reserve your anger for the actual offender, not the person who told you about it.

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Don't fuck the help. I know, they're right there, and you only hired them because they're hot, but don't fuck the help.

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They call it bluesky cuz it's fucking depressing.

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America once again loudly america'ing

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Isn't this a bad analogy since most CEOs do literally zero work? A CEO's whole job is to be fired when the company fucks ups

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An extremist group can run a "terror tour" and the cops will just let us know if traffic will be affected. Wouldn't want cars to be inconvenienced by the hate group of seditionists

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That sounds suspiciously like something someone who would eat a human would say. (screenshot via @acyn.bsky.social on Twitter)

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There's a comics lady on here who I won't tag but apparently Gaiman stole her Snoopy mug and it's the basis of... A lot of posts back and forth on here

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Mike's Difficult Lemonade

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Did anybody tell the lady with the snoopy mug

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At least I'm not all over the place like some filthy variable

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