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ceej@ceej.online |
getting the feeling we made a mistake installing a philosopher-king. he locks himself in his tower and only comes out to say shit like, “I cannot disprove the idea that I am but a brain in a jar?” wow holy shit man, that’s crazy. did you have any ideas about the fucking grain shortage
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Non-existent Patricia
@nonexistpatricia.bsky.social
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Tim Waits
@ironweed.bsky.social
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Hari Seldon get fucked
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Madame Hardy
@madamehardy.bsky.social
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I'm so happy to see you here.
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Audi HD
@kh0rish.bsky.social
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I am ashamed I used to entertain that stupid fucking thought experiment
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can't put down
@acab.bsky.social
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you gotta explain the shortage interpretively, with shadow puppets
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Christopher Bahn
@chrisbahn.bsky.social
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This is what would have happened if they had done one more season of Game of Thrones.
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Rep. Eric Gallager (no "h"!)
@egall.bsky.social
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and this is why I will never rise any higher in politics than my current office
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Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe
@wericsson.bsky.social
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new concept: farmer-king
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Aaron Fown
@aaronofypsi.bsky.social
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Here; I see the problem. Wotan the Longwinded is only classed as a philosopher! He should have dual classed into ‘King’ ten levels ago. His whole skill tree is ruined. If you can’t get an ex to talk him into walking into the sea, you’d might as well just reset the kingdom.
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Alan Richardson
@alanrichardson.bsky.social
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Depends on what you mean by ‘shortage’.
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Adrian Randall
@anidealhusbando.bsky.social
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but the philosophers argued so convincingly that they were best suited to govern, idk what went wrong
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Pavo
@loquepasara.bsky.social
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mf has some religious compulsion against beans? and bans them in the country? we gotta replenish the goddamn nitrogen asshole
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Sixpence None the Wiser
@6pnonethewiser.bsky.social
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Less brains more grains
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As A Dog-man ☭
@scooterdavis.bsky.social
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This mf thinks anyone us going to do something about the grain shortage
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harrier
@harrier-hexx.bsky.social
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despite all my rage I’m still just a grain in a jar
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Jack
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The best evidence against philosopher-kings was everyone who interacted with Plato and called him an annoying ass
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