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mean things I say to myself@meantomyself.bsky.social |
What I admire most about the owner of the orange Cybertruck is his commitment to never having sexual intercourse again
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Piglet
@weepiglet.bsky.social
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If I were only crazy enough I’d get one of these trucks and a Minecraft outfit.
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Ian/Iana Spencer (they/she/he)
@ianianaspencer.bsky.social
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Oh gawd I misread this "to having sexual intercourse in it" Like I'm hella sex positive, you could be in the nastiest freak shit and I wouldn't judge you for it, but JESUS I cannot accept fucking in a cyber truck even hypothetically
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William Preston
@williampreston.bsky.social
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. . . except with the Cybertruck, which will never love him
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Glass Teeth
@glassteeth.bsky.social
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I mean, look at it. I'm pretty sure lefty and righty would grow legs and run away from him if they could
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Dissident Aggressor
@dssdentaggrssor.bsky.social
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...but what if she plays Minecraft too?
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And Drew
@andrewtappan.bsky.social
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@anonymoustroll.bsky.social
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Tron was made in 1982. Someone might want to tell the self-thought tech wiz graphics have come a long way since then.
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Jane
@fightingpride93.bsky.social
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Again implies he's ever had it
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™
@dallasnz.bsky.social
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*Consensual* sexual intercourse...
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Patrick
@pmspeir.bsky.social
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Traveller In Black
@traveller-in-black.bsky.social
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The True Incel Camino!
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Roter Doktor
@reddoc.bsky.social
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Why would any grown man even remotely consider to sit in or even own a car that looks like a wild dream of a 2 year old who paints his first car on a napkin?
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Veronica Green-Party Eco-Socialist
@smartirestgeenyas.bsky.social
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Actually that Cybertruck wont last that long, they are falling apart faster than a Boeing airplane.
apnews.com/article/tesl...
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@lisadelao.bsky.social
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🤣😂😂🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😂😅😅😍😂😂🤩😂🤣 TRUTH
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Irontuna
@irontuna.bsky.social
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Ugly UT-ass color
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Evan Bell
@evanprime.bsky.social
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I wonder if a single woman has purchased a Cyber Truck. I didn't question the "his commitment" at all because you know its a dude without even seeing them.
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ms m
@msmeredith.bsky.social
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😂😂😂
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Quietly Curious 🇺🇦🇨🇦 🏝️
@quietlycurious.bsky.social
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It’s a fugly vehicle that gullible people were conned into spending money on.
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@sarcoidsally.bsky.social
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I didn't think it was possible that they could get any uglier , but yeah.
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Joji
@joelleg.bsky.social
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This made me chuckle 🏆
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Phil
@keeptheskyblue.bsky.social
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If you look closely, it has 'cybertruck' written on the back in that crazy font Elon must have chosen. 😂
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@captainsidecar.bsky.social
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There have been numerous great vehicles, over the years, which have been extremely orange. This, however, is not one of them.
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George S
@harmonygritz.bsky.social
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Putting the "cel' into "incel" as a badge of honor
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मानस Mānas مانس
@manas999-9.bsky.social
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why it is almost like he deeply wishes to be a monastic
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braak
@braak.bsky.social
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these things all look like a video game that hasn't completely downloaded its textures yet
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R.Stiffler
@jitteryraptor33.bsky.social
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Well to be honest if your a guy that buys an orange Cyber truck you most likely never had sex.
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Ollie McClellan
@olliemcclellan.bsky.social
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OK, but this raises the question of whether there is a single female Cybertruck owner out there.
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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
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Every time I see one of these, I partially expect to see this guy driving it. Always disappointed.
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tarocco
@taroc.co
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normally I'm all about orange but I am not about this
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CJ
@notapodcaster.bsky.social
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Got back to the states today and saw my first one in less than an hour. It was illegally parked in a fire lane because of course it was.
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Zevon Price
@zevonprice.bsky.social
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You cannot convince me this isn’t the screen grab of a shitty PC game from 2003 that hasn’t fully rendered yet.
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Dominique Ramsey 𓆣🍉
@euqinimodart.bsky.social
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how the fuck he get an orange one 😭😭 that somehow makes it worse
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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
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He fucks the charging port
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archaicAbystoma
@archaicabystoma.bsky.social
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I can't believe they not only are selling a low LOD model for a car, but selling it untextured as well
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Kivy
@kivy.bsky.social
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You say "again" like they ever had it in the past
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✶Karaoke✶
@berrycutepixels.com
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My local car wash has a wrapped one sitting in front of their building and it's funny af cause it can't even go through their automatic cleaners. All it does is tell me I need to use another carwash in town 🥴
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whilomm 🏳️⚧️
@whilomm.bsky.social
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actually u kno i kinda like this one in the "looks like something out of a PS1 game" sense, the low poly look is fun, but unfortunately i cant get past the "fucking deathtrap" part of the car :/
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Kris Nuttycombe
@nutty.land
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I respect orange. This and lavender are the only valid colors for a Cybertruck; everything else is gross posturing.
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Szabla
@szabla.bsky.social
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well CLEARLY, having been fucked by Elon, that driver has decided that nobody else can compare
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Sean R. Frazier, Fantasy Author
@seanrfrazier.com
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C'mon, though, they're a CYBERBEAST!!! Whatever tf that's supposed to mean ha ha.
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Alex P. Berg
@alexpberg.bsky.social
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It's the sweater vest of cars.
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Caezar
@caezar.io
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PWRBTTM license plate literally BEGS to differ
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Xavier Lavagnino
@xllavagninoart.bsky.social
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and the metal band font text on the bumper really seals it lolol
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81
@81horses.bsky.social
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Incel Caminos. That orange has to be wrapped. How would you paint that thing?
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MOKTOP
@moktop.bsky.social
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A cybertruck screams look at me, an orange cybertruck begs.
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Raoul Guapo
@raoulguapo.bsky.social
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He needs this bumper sticker.
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Brotman
@brotman.bsky.social
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Does that say "CYBERBEAST" on the back?
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Devin𓅃
@devin-eleven.bsky.social
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There is a regular stainless cybertruck haunting my area, seems to like the church that protests outside clinics. At least the orange one embraces looking like it was designed with legos🤣
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Mike from Burke (now Cville)
@mikefrburkecville.bsky.social
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“Again”?
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Your🐀text🐀here
@worldoffoo.bsky.social
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I was ambivalent until I saw they wrote "cyberbeast" on the back.
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Jeff Duda
@jeffdudaphdco.bsky.social
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Unfortunately there are still some women drawn to men like this. Thus the genes will still manage to get passed on, thankfully in lesser amounts, though.
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Jason the Warrenator 🏴
@warrenator.bsky.social
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Looks like a brick on wheels lol
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Crungeoneer
@crungeoneer.bsky.social
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this one is really kicking off the low-poly vibes, and that color is not helping its tortured existence as a shape in reality
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PeterS
@paradiddletriplets.bsky.social
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Tesla calls it celebate tangerine
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
@graweman.bsky.social
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People point out that the CT looks funny, and it does, and that it looks like it was designed by a child who knows nothing about cars, and it does. But what stood out to me is how much it looks like a military vehicle from a B movie about a future autocracy where the drivers get killed by JCVD
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Dermott Lydon
@dermott.bsky.social
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I am not sure he will give his sister a choice.
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@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
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Don't lie to me, that's a screen shot of GTA 5 using a low polygon mod.
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Shawn Carlow
@shawncarlow.bsky.social
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Though he’s going to try extra hard during the Halloween season.
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💪TALISMAN👼💦🍆
@philip37937.bsky.social
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Have you played stunt car racer on the Amiga lol 🤣
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Hrender
@hrender.bsky.social
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"I'm alone and happy."
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@wscotgrey
@wscotgrey.bsky.social
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All I think when I see those is the render doesn’t have the bandwidth.
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Shad Murasaki
@shadumura.bsky.social
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... why does the orange paint make it feel like EVEN MORE of a low poly model from a 90s driving PC game?
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Remz La
@remzla.bsky.social
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What am ugly truck.
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Bear Edwards
@bearedwards.bsky.social
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They don’t call it an Inc-el Camino for nothing.
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JThomasAlbert
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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Or dedication to having intercourse with very, very specific people.
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Halcyon
@halcyon-s.bsky.social
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The orange especially makes it look like a picture of a vehicle in a last 80's video game.
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Stryder
@stryder.bsky.social
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IRL 90's game engine graphics.
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West Coast Chick
@welcome2absurdia.bsky.social
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: The Cybertruck is what results when a cockroach has sex with 1982.
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Dave The Profit
@davetheprofit.bsky.social
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Roblox a** car
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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Never having *consensual sexual intercourse again
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Working on it
@jfdonohoe.bsky.social
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At this point I’m thinking many Tesla truck owners are buying them to “own the libs” because many of us continue to comment on how ridiculous they are.
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Truth Axe
@truthaxe.bsky.social
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...with an actual human being. *Extremely* high probability of future intercourse with a Musk company-funded robot, however.
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In An Octopus’s Garden…
@cephaloctopi.bsky.social
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Only needs a Confederate flag painted on the roof and “01” on the doors
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Kealeen The Griff
@kealeen.bsky.social
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It’s giving, “I’m going to the pharmacy to pick up my Cialis.”
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Network Sportsball Analyst
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Idk man i can fit a shit ton of groceries in that thing
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Spacenerd19
@spacenerd19.bsky.social
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Saw one painted with that awful matte black yesterday.
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Wes
@ywfyf.com
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I saw a red one last week and it was the saddest combination of "please notice me" possible
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UnconditionalProng Returns!
@unconditionalprong.bsky.social
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That is uglier than a taxi cab yellow Aztek.
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Fandango
@fantango.bsky.social
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Nah this is the first one i like. They look like oversized toys. Might as well commit to ut
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Motown
@motown.bsky.social
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Never did before and never will.
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Jonathan
@jlane420.bsky.social
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😆 🤣 😂
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Salamander Avem
@salamanderavem.bsky.social
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What game is that
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Marxist Monster Mayhem
@calderwood.bsky.social
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Just getting ahead of the inevitable rust
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birdie
@idiocracy.bsky.social
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Are they maybe have it in the back of that monstrosity right freaking now?
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ
@iamschrodinger.bsky.social
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You need to up the poly count on your game. It looks awful.
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R. Wm. "Ruedii"
@rwruedii.bsky.social
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I'm sure he'll find the right weird type of woman that actually finds this gaudy display attractive. In the mean time he has a giant replacement dick to ride all over town.
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Spaghetti AFA
@spaghettiafa.bsky.social
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Pope Mobile?
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BeefReeferLives
@beefreeferlives.bsky.social
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It's like a tonsure that you can drive. (well, until it bursts into flames)
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Roy Huerto
@royhuerto.bsky.social
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I saw a white one in Fort Collins. It looked like a refrigerator had fallen on its side and was careening down the road.
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Pepsi max
@xiddigcafe.com
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Nah I fw the Linus tech tips cybertruck
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Chip
@chipthegator.bsky.social
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I thought that's what AI was for
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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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man screaming quietly
@cpm5280.bsky.social
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I’ve seen an orange one around here, too. It’s…a lot.
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SteveP
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
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is that your pic? may I borrow it for FB?
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SteveP
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
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It's like the 1990 game, Stunts
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Vincent
@vincent2023.bsky.social
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How do you know what he spends his money on?
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Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth
@votemacbeth.org
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He made a high-vis warning! How thoughtful!
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Mike Timonin
@bookreadingguy.bsky.social
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Dude is living in Minecraft...
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FakeAndres
@andres.rive.ro
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TEXTURE_NOT__FOUND ass car
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
@amandabf.bsky.social
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I saw one the other day with what was presumably supposed to be a shiny gold wrap, but it looked like brass. It looked like a cheap mantle decoration someone bought in one of the shops from the sub floors of the mall in the 80s.
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@changeitlater.bsky.social
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Ugh. 100% chance they are an insufferable twat.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Cyber Monk
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Joezilla ( ジョジラ / Joe Ji Ra)
@ejoe.bsky.social
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Is that in Colorado? I’ve seen one in Boulder, as well…
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Snazzy, filthy gunpla scrub
@snazzy.bsky.social
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Scrolling by, I thought this was photoshopped, what a deeply unserious vehicle lmao
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