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chelsea g. summers

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I write stuff and occasionally eat meat. Repped by Kent D. Wolf at Neon Literary

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It really hurt.

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touch grass, they said

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I realize that I was in its house, but I just stepped on a bee and it stung my toe.

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Every time I listen to Chappell Roan, which is, like, a lot, I wish I'd had someone like her when I was 20-something.

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Italian prosecutors in Milan investigated how Dior is producing their handbags.

They found that the workers were sleeping in the facility so bags could be produced around the clock.

Consumers pay $2,780 per bag.
The production of the bags costs Dior $57.

Ht: @maxroser.bsky.social

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::knock knock:: land shark ::ring ring:: candygram

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"a similar heist was reported outside Carbone, an Italian restaurant in Greenwich Village with a dress code...and an exclusive reservation list. There, two men robbed a 39-year-old man of his $100,000 Patek Philippe watch at gunpoint" đŸ˜č

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“American Flag, 1977,” by Robert Mappelthorpe.

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I canceled my NYT subscription yesterday, something I've been considering first because of its coverage of trans healthcare and then because of its pro-Israeli slant, with the condescending columnists being the nail in the subscription coffin.

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I'm Chelsea G. Summers, and I wrote A Certain Hunger and An Excellent Host, accidental horror fiction about eating and drinking.

My WIP is seven myths and a dream. #HorrorWritersChat

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I don't think there has ever been a screenwriter that had a run like Robert Towne in the 70s: Credited: The Last Detail Chinatown Shampoo Uncredited rewrites: The Godfather The Parallax View Marathon Man

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My hot Swedish husband looked me up and down and said, "You're wearing my favorite outfit — bouncer at a strip club. In the '80s." Which, sick burn, bro, but also accurate.

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Me, with big main character energy: Wowza, it has been a week. Extreme narrator voice: It's Tuesday.

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Justice Sotomayer is sounding the alarm people.

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luv 2 harangue my agent about foreign monies because I need a root canal

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I'm cheating on Taylor Swift with Chapell Roan.

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NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

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This means romance authors. This means poets. This means screenwriters and playwrights and actors of anything remotely risquĂ©. And eventually, anything secular. They have no point of satisfaction until they’ve erased all of non-Christian expression.

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This is me. Hi! I'm their problem, it's me. My writing would be outlawed under a Project 2025 regime.

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Miso butter is stupidly easy to make, btw. Just cream together softened butter with white miso to your taste. I add a little maple syrup because I am that Vermont bitch. Pepper flakes might be nice too.

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Miso butter slathered on any roastable, grillable, or pan-grillable vegetable is earth-shatteringly good. I mean, wow.

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I don't want some egghead bureaucrat telling me whether there's poison in the water I drink. Ideally I'd want that decided by a 29yo judge who went to a "biblical law school" and does not believe dinosaurs existed, and then to have that decision reaffirmed six years later by the Supreme Court.

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Okay so to be clear we are destroying power grids, the livelihoods of actual humans beings, and communication/research infrastructure for the sake of an algorithm that converts stolen data into unreliable stolen data and consistently loses millions of dollars. Just to be clear

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Even pop goddesses have gross bodily functions for fuck's sake, leave T-Swizzle alone.

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Who here went to a fundie style church in the south? I need to ask a few strangely specific questions.

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You know what's great about being an expat? I'll be dead fucking asleep at 3:00 a.m. when the debate starts, and I'll be dead fucking asleep when it ends at 4:30.

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I definitely figured it out for myself, but now dyscalculia puts so much stuff in context, like why I can't remember any music theory or phone numbers and suffer so much anxiety over taxes and finance in general.

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I'm so old it wasn't a thing when I was in school. I have missed so many plane/train/bus trips though because my brain scrambles the numbers.

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You know, the horror writing community may appear like a flock of dour goth vultures, but they are the kindest, sweetest, most rainbows and glitter group of writers I've ever encountered.

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Gonna do some self promotion today for no good reason, just because.
My folk-horror movie ALL YOU NEED IS DEATH is on VOD right now, it's about a cursed Irish folk-song that destroys the lives of those who transcribe it.
It's on Prime:
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...

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I need to ask an OBGYN a very strange question for fiction writing research purposes. Are you an OBGYN? Or do you know one with a lugubrious turn of mind and a willingness to answer a weird question?

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Yeah, me too. My point is merely that yeah you're going to fuck up but you can also heal.

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Or, and sorry to be cynical, the ones your museum gift shop stocks.

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I think about the state of grace I achieved with my mom in the years before her death. It took a lot of work on both our parts, and while I still beat myself up for my lack of generosity towards her throughout our relationship, I feel pretty good about us.

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I regularly think about all the times I've failed up my stepkid. The heart breaks and breaks again.

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