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Chris Wagner

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Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. Ambivalent product owner. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY"

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it truly is a shame that the New York City charter requires that the mayor be "thee largeft heap of fhite within thirty Miles" but the law's the law

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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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I hate to break this to you all, but: this is every MO AG and governor, every term. That box can never be unchecked, evidence be damned.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Ask not whom your country can cook for you

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Hilarious that the Times thinks it'll be immune from Sauron's gaze once he's reelected.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing right now

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Destroying AI once and for all by feeding it Infinite Jest

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Sammy/Bullet 2024. Or the other way around. I don't care.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Play the audio from one over the video of the other

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Recent campaign hire Sisyphus was not reachable for comment

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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The Market should increase the supply of justices to address demand

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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The cops would have to take a break from their own CSA to pursue this

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Saw Voice of Concern at Bowery Electric last month with Agnostic Front. I prefer their old stuff.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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CT: "[ENGAGING DRIVER ORIGAMI MODE]" Driver: "Huh? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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I read that at the dawn of the Trump presidency, by pure coincidence. Incredibly weird to have my brain flip between the news and this book for months after I finished it.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Ah yes, naval warfare: the future is here.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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When a human draws a woman with five tits, you KNOW it's on purpose.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Reading comprehension, Ed. This is a materials shortage, not a labor shortage.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Bully looks with tufty ears holy shit

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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That One Scene in Saving Private Ryan

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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I can kill a few hundred people via negligence, and my only punishment is being forced to listen to Josh Hawley for a couple of hours? What a deal! Homicide spree: commence!

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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Many paints contain petroleum products...

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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She tried to paint it as science because she had her bachelor's in psych (spoiler: worthless on its own. I too have one.) I told my boss it was an insult to our intelligence and I would never participate in anything like it again - I would quit first.

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Chris Wagner's avatar Chris Wagner @chriswagner.bsky.social
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I was subjected to the Four Animals test a couple of jobs ago. When we were called into a meeting to discuss the results, the idiot who administered the test segregated our seating by type before announcing what the results were. Dumbest hour of my career.

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He was gakked to the gills during the Hillary debate in 2016! Sniffing, pacing, heavy mouth breathing, gritting his teeth in rictus... I remember watching it and thinking it was obvious, he's done, no way. And yet.

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