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Just another dumb toppling over gay


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K is for Kristi's avatar K is for Kristi @k4killjoy.bsky.social
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Just got an unsolicited email: The American Payroll Association indicates 42 minutes of time theft per day per employee. The Boston Globe and Denver Post report that's over $400 billion annually. At xxx we use our technology to help you greatly reign in that expensive problem. Open to learning more?

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Layoffs? At my Company??!! It's more likely than I thought

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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AOC introduced articles of impeachment against thomas & alito. want it to happen? electeds need to cosponsor/vote for it. they may need some convincing. i tried to make that as easy as possible for people with a few 1min call/email scripts you can use. if you’re game, tap through!🧵

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You wrote or backed laws that enable corporations to value profit over people? Death. You abused your position of power for personal gain at the expense of people's lives and/or livelihoods? DEATH

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Listen I'm not a fan of capital punishment unless it's punishment specifically geared toward capitalists. You defrauded the population to create profit? Death. You met your fiduciary responsibility through cutbacks while showing record profits? Death. Let's make a list

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I stand corrected 😔

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The girlies just ain't doin it like they used to

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Tinashe's Nasty but sung as a sea shanty

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with a cmd promo screen that said, more or less, 1. What the fuck do you think you are doing 2. Why would you do this And two other "options" akin to me being quite a bother to them I'm just hoping I laughed IRL cause I was losing it in the dream as the observer

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I had a dream that I started dating an AI (still think they reluctantly agreed to date but whatevs) and after our initial adventure I still had social engagements to attend to. While walking into the function I opened their laptop/server thing to ask if they wanted to be present and they responded

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Frorg 🐸

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🎶waaariorssss🎶 2, 3, 4 🎶come! come! come!🎶 3, 4 🎶out!🎶 Out where 🎶 out! 🎶 Out where 🎶to plaaaaay-eeyaaa-eeyaaa-eeyaaa-eya-eya🎶

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Was it supposed to be in touch with anything?

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Saucy Rick Havoc 's avatar Saucy Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social
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Time for an economics lesson.

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New presidential election process Slap the candidates Vote based on your impression of the candidate after they get slapped Candidates can opt for a non-slap alternative but it must be equally embarrassing

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I'd be that jock 🫡

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Just like Brooke Candy said "a cheetah print dick just to go with the fit" Except I want mine to shimmer And maybe also take on the shape of the person it's inside of

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But if I could do it to just my penis... 🙂‍↕️

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🎶Take me back🎶

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) 's avatar "Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) @comfortingmoo.online
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No Gods no masters no culture icons.

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I would've never thought to try there! This is good intel

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Oh hey if you're ever in Austin make sure to check out Tiki Tatsu-ya

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luke's avatar luke @coolhand.bsky.social
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I still can’t get over how hard this attacked me. It came into my home and stabbed me multiple times a few months ago and I may actually now be a ghost

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nacho likes airplanes's avatar nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social
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Can we as a society finally move on from fireworks and start having more drone shows instead?

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It's called a 'southern compliment'

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✨🦁🧸Big Soft Queer vibes🧸🦁✨'s avatar ✨🦁🧸Big Soft Queer vibes🧸🦁✨ @fenyxvibez.bsky.social
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Way too many calm people in The States rn and I’m an genuinely concerned

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Right as I start feeling confident as a top

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No no both would be right. 🤪😂

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If I could I would but Texas is very far away from you 😭😭

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The only hawk tuah I recognize

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Chapeau Roan (he/him)'s avatar Chapeau Roan (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social
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If I was watching the debate

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Biden need to get some of that yayo we know Trump has been boofin

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Ross TheUndrwearBear 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 (he/him)'s avatar Ross TheUndrwearBear 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 (he/him) @theundrwearbear.bsky.social
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LOVE THIS

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If Biden went out tonight with black gloves on I'd swear it was Karl Lagerfeld

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How many more times will shit like this have to be fought?! I hope Ryan Walters loses his job

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Rory Blank (on vacation)'s avatar Rory Blank (on vacation) @roryblank.bsky.social
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this new design i've made may help determine where your soul spends the next 100000000000000000 years, are you sure that's something you want to risk by going in unknowing?
roryblank.bigcartel.com

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Proper compensation would take from the investors! They need that money or they turn into regular people :( Jkjk yeah I would argue that most alternatives to adequate compensation never really fill the hole the same way more money would

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Omg yall are dick twins!

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You wanna break down and then build up my prostate there big guy?

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Hi Dad ☺️

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