"As I sit here before you, I have ordered the arrest of Donald Trump, John Roberts, Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neal Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and the drunk one. Stephen Miller is dead and I'm mounting his head in my man cave in Delaware"
Biden turns to a screen behind him, we see Mar-a-Lago through drone sights as it orbits the resort, a clock comes up set to 5:00 and starts counting down, Biden turns to the screen "The Supreme Court has opened up some options for the office of the President..."
"I'm hearing just now that Clarence and Ginni Thomas have barricaded themselves in a brand new Winnebago. We're sending Major and Commander in to flush them out."
The thing I hate about this is...
SCOTUS effectively called his bluff and we're all joking about, "wouldn't it be funny if we were better at game theory"