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Coach Finstock

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"As I sit here before you, I have ordered the arrest of Donald Trump, John Roberts, Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neal Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and the drunk one. Stephen Miller is dead and I'm mounting his head in my man cave in Delaware"

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Stay Spicy, kids ♾️'s avatar Stay Spicy, kids ♾️ @howdidwegethere.bsky.social
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Well that would actually amount to keeping his oath to defend the constitution

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Panic! at Nabisco's avatar Panic! at Nabisco @sthomas451.bsky.social
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Why not suspend all elections at this point?

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CryptoTrader's avatar CryptoTrader @shall1432.bsky.social
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They will all come to regret this ruling.

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Portland Man's avatar Portland Man @erikgunderson.bsky.social
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I mean... I laughed.

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El Topo's avatar El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social
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"By the way Steve Bannon has been transferred to Gitmo."

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Nap Gusto, Jedi/Scoundrel's avatar Nap Gusto, Jedi/Scoundrel @furiouslysleepy.bsky.social
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This statement is a 3 point bump, easy.

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SmashedNSinking's avatar SmashedNSinking @smashednsinking.bsky.social
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Can't he just toss them in a dungeon them now as long as he's really official about it?

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Biden turns to a screen behind him, we see Mar-a-Lago through drone sights as it orbits the resort, a clock comes up set to 5:00 and starts counting down, Biden turns to the screen "The Supreme Court has opened up some options for the office of the President..."

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robertus's avatar robertus @robertus.bsky.social
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Should come out to the podium with a crown of laurels and his face painted like Julius Caesar in that episode of Rome.

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Michael A. Levin's avatar Michael A. Levin @michaelalevin.bsky.social
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And dissolving legislatures in 27 states and ordering the US Army to create a transition government. It's re-reconstruction time.

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Jay Marose's avatar Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social
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Officially.

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GoodGuy Morn's avatar GoodGuy Morn @goodguymorn.bsky.social
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"I'm hearing just now that Clarence and Ginni Thomas have barricaded themselves in a brand new Winnebago. We're sending Major and Commander in to flush them out."

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Gorgon Zola's avatar Gorgon Zola @bobbryan2.bsky.social
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They're rubbing our noses in it, too.

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Gorgon Zola's avatar Gorgon Zola @bobbryan2.bsky.social
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The thing I hate about this is... SCOTUS effectively called his bluff and we're all joking about, "wouldn't it be funny if we were better at game theory"

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