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luke the myoclonic jerk

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Hehehehe. I mean duh, but hehehehe

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Meat Sweats Enthusiast 's avatar Meat Sweats Enthusiast @raulpudd.bsky.social
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The fact that Elon is so online but also so completely insulated from how people actually view him is an accomplishment.

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Deborah's avatar Deborah @deborah-c.bsky.social
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Film at 11.

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Lexi the Squirrel's avatar Lexi the Squirrel @lexizone.bsky.social
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He's been having them make cybertrucks for like the last 4 years instead of any other teslas. The last new tesla model was 5 years ago. And at the rate they're building cybertrucks, you have to wait 8-12 years to even get one.

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wildmonkeysects™ 's avatar wildmonkeysects™ @wildmonkeysects.bsky.social
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"concerning"

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void princess's avatar void princess @voidfemme.bsky.social
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Good.

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Mackenzie's avatar Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.bsky.social
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At this point I just assume anyone in a tesla is MAGA, especially the jerk who passed me on the shoulder yesterday

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Em, midly 's avatar Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social
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I heard a woman ask a cybertruck driver yesterday “who makes these?” and I long for that lack of awareness

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️ @simplypsyke.bsky.social
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I kind of love how people are willing to risk their own lives in the shoddy Teslas but Elon being a d-bag is too far

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Galdracori's avatar Galdracori @galdracori.bsky.social
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Thinking of this classic by @juicysteak117.gay 💞
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Kate Watson's avatar Kate Watson @loreandordure.com
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LOL

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David Weingart's avatar David Weingart @dbw.bsky.social
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I know several people who bought Teslas prior to Musk’s public heel turn and they aren’t happy about it. It’s interesting several of the MuskCo businesses are insulated from his shenanigans, but the car company is not. Turns out regular car companies can produce perfectly good electric cars.

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alexis simpson's avatar alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social
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does a single photo of this man exist in which he does NOT appear to be insufflating red wine and crushed-up Ambien through his asshole

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chbarts's avatar chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social
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I wonder how many people care about the difference between Tesla EVs and other EVs. Like, I know some people are obsessed with cars, but most car buyers have turned 26 by now.

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AnneZo's avatar AnneZo @annezo.bsky.social
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This makes me happy. 😁

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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”'s avatar The future producer of “Himbo Heist” @legalminimum.bsky.social
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I was never going to buy one. I mean, I’m exactly the demo, I’ve driven EVs for 5 years, but: no. Every shitty decision the company has made traces back to an aspect of his personality so strongly that I figure if he makes that many bad decisions and is CEO, the cars are doomed.

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luke the myoclonic jerk's avatar luke the myoclonic jerk @coolhand.bsky.social
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“Annoying”

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Jim is still celebrating Christmas's avatar Jim is still celebrating Christmas @bardinbrief.bsky.social
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When I tell a conservative cousin about this kind of thing he always goes "why do liberals hate Elon Musk for supporting free speech?" And I'm like 1) he doesn't and 2) b/c he's an annoying little gremlin NOBODY would put up with if he didn't have billions of dollars

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Jana Hall (ON FRIDGE DUTY)'s avatar Jana Hall (ON FRIDGE DUTY) @ugobananas.bsky.social
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"you're basically driving around a giant red maga hat" lmao

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artisanrox's avatar artisanrox @artisanrox.bsky.social
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i was seriously considering a preowned Tesla when the need came up. And it did come up. And I wouldn't even buy a preowned one now.

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FriedChurro's avatar FriedChurro @friedchurro.bsky.social
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When I was shopping for my current car, I passed on getting a Model 3 cause of him specifically

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Chris Kendall オトクラット's avatar Chris Kendall オトクラット @ottocr.at
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I think I read somewhere that the entire global slowdown in EV demand is all down to Tesla sales going off a cliff, because Elon

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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But they also don't wanna die in a pond behind the house

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K's avatar K @kkinsf.bsky.social
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People who aren't chronically online aren't tracking Elon's politics. A bunch of my neighbors drive Teslas & they are all Dems. A close friend who has a trans daughter bought a Tesla recently. They're offering fire sale deals & ppl aren't asking these questions-they're wondering do I want this car?

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Meher Oliaji's avatar Meher Oliaji @mehero.bsky.social
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"Like driving around wearing a gigantic MAGA hať"

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Claes Hansson's avatar Claes Hansson @claeshansson.bsky.social
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Mx Francis's avatar Mx Francis @mxffox.bsky.social
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"Tesla ... let its CEO take a tiki torch to its good name." Dang, that's a good quote.

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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX's avatar Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX @themilfmag.net
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Not kidding; wish I was's avatar Not kidding; wish I was @nkwiw.com
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i saw a clip about that pod save America guy who went on survivor from his podcast where he said something like “look there’s a Tesla 3 out back with the keys in it” and I didn’t realize he was funny

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Blockstensmannen's avatar Blockstensmannen @blockstensmannen.bsky.social
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Also in Sweden it is because Tesla won’t get a deal with the union

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It's Aunt Masha to you's avatar It's Aunt Masha to you @mashamasha.bsky.social
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I may see many things come in my lifetime that I'd rather not, but I'm fully confident that I will live to see him go broke and it warms my heart

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Tommy's avatar Tommy @tommyg.bsky.social
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If I had never used Twitter, and had a wholly different news diet as a result, I might be driving one of these. Now, you couldn't give me one.

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JB's avatar JB @jbonbluesky.bsky.social
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I would *never* stay in a Trump hotel, and I would *never* buy a Tesla.

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ThinkingSapien's avatar ThinkingSapien @thinkingsapien.bsky.social
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I bought an EV last year. I felt better about choosing an EV that wasn't bound to him.

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