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Board-Certified Rat Bastard

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I think its time the cycling community on BlueSky comes together and focuses on what is an issue of monmental importance to every single one of us: How much sexier cyclist calves are than any other demographic group on the planet

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Gravel Influencer's avatar Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social
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My calves are my one body part I kind of like!

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acid corbyn & sons's avatar acid corbyn & sons @samfinnz.bsky.social
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Cycling plus hill running has made me sinfully proud of my calves and thighs, but they’re probably only so good because my upper body is absolute dead weight

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Am i a bad enough dude to party itt everyone at the grocery store parking lot is staring

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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town's avatar L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social
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A nice crisp, curated roadie tan is hotter than any bikini tan line

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Sundance's avatar Sundance @sundancecyclist.bsky.social
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Good cowboys keep their calves together!

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Sundance's avatar Sundance @sundancecyclist.bsky.social
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Not an ounce of fat below the belt!

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Ryan Bonick's avatar Ryan Bonick @ryanbonick.com
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if you had a calf fetish, this post was perfect bait lol

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Ryan Bonick's avatar Ryan Bonick @ryanbonick.com
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can confirm

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Thomas Dickerson's avatar Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app
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is it weird that I feel like cycling has way more of an impact on my thighs and glutes than on my calves? πŸ€”

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Dale Stearns's avatar Dale Stearns @dalestearns.bsky.social
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Me, a lifelong cyclist who always wears long pants to work overhearing a couple of people talk about how nice a shorts-wearing coworker's completely average legs are....

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loarider's avatar loarider @loarider.bsky.social
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mine personally are completely out of control, blowing minds in all directions

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allie's avatar allie @shirleymansbeen.bsky.social
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okay i do think you’re right here but have you considered: baseball catchers

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Dan Marshall's avatar Dan Marshall @danmarstp.bsky.social
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Speaking for my varicose veins, you should probably leave me out of this one.

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