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Miracle Whippets

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You can take the trailer out of the boy but sometimes I’m still stuck in park.


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They’re going to be cranking it to ICE snuff films.

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Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis's avatar Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis @avishaybsg.bsky.social
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Minister of Defense Gallant just called to establish a National Inquiry Commission aimed at military and political leaders including to ask how Hamas was allowed to get as strong as it got. That’s substantively the right thing but also something that terrifies Netanyahu, especially w. this mandate.

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George Pearkes's avatar George Pearkes @peark.es
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Full story. US discovered a Russian plot, notified Germany, Germany protected him. This feels like a really material escalation against countries supporting Ukraine but I will leave that to the IR people to decide.

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Miracle Whippets's avatar Miracle Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social
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I think you billed me 10,000 hours for “no *pinches eyebrows* not like that”. May have missed your invoice.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)'s avatar Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.bsky.social
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Patriarchy as scaffolding for ADHD? More common than you might think! Tbh, if you read books aimed at couples where one partner has ADHD, this seems more and more obvious.

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“What does not kill you makes you stronger” *get shit by the bus called life* *limps away* “Sure, buddy. Go fuck your sister.”

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Lenacapavir did so well at preventing HIV infection that it hit the threshold where the only ethical thing to do was stop the randomized trial and immediately offer it to literally every participant. That's huge news. www.npr.org/sections/goa...

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National Security Counselors 🕵's avatar National Security Counselors 🕵 @natlseccnslrs.bsky.social
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Next up, Oxford scientists confirm that water is <checks notes> wet

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Matt Novak's avatar Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social
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Trump, as always, focusing on the important stuff. “So now fake movie actor George Clooney, who never came close to making a great movie, is getting into the act.” “Clooney should get out of politics and go back to television. Movies never really worked for him!!!”

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Miracle Whippets's avatar Miracle Whippets @crestwood.bsky.social
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I’ve stolen shopping carts from Walmart with more product than this doofus.

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This is like Biden thinking he’s getting the Phi Delt bump.

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Rusty Foster (derogatory)'s avatar Rusty Foster (derogatory) @rusty.todayintabs.com
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AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth

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mx elle is eepy's avatar mx elle is eepy @ellearmageddon.bsky.social
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it genuinely frustrates me when i make a silly post about something innocuous, and an internet stranger replies with the functional equivalent of “YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY NOW, BUT ACTUALLY THE WORLD IS FUCKED.” my guy, i promise i know. i am excruciatingly aware. let me have my silly little jokes.

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D.M. Schmeyer's avatar D.M. Schmeyer @dmschmeyer.bsky.social
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If a poll shows a historical realignment without anything historical happening (ie the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Act), it's probably not accurate, and yes, this is known.

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Molly Robison's avatar Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social
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Chef, who is kind but very intimidating, saw us all busting ass on the line and lightning quick whipped us up sushi rolls to munch on while we worked. 🥹 Honestly this is the most respectful place I’ve ever worked.

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eva's avatar eva @eva.computer
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well you see, my leftist comrade… true liberalism hasn’t been tried yet

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Pretty sure Jesus commanded people to “lay down with the lambs” so … Jesus fucked sheeple.

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“But not you Whippets. We know you’re just a brotastic idiot. It’s fine. *strained grin* It’s … fine.”

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