I keep telling anybody I meet about the best excavation pits in the area, but meet little interest.
It seems to be true that nobody likes unsolicited dig picks.
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Travelling the Pacific Northwest, drinking beer, and buying brewery T-shirts. I didn’t want one from the Bend Brewing Company, even though their beer and location were great.
How can I explain to my wife that I‘m not comfortable wearing a shirt that boldly states „BBC“?
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I guess it‘s part of the imbalance of social media. Your followers know so much more about „you“ (the persona you present) than vice versa, and it takes a conscious effort to keep that in mind when replying.
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Breaking News:
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I‘m sure it doesn’t taste THAT bad.
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@tkingfisher.bsky.social Now all I need is some Kingfisher tonic…
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Happy birthday!
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Ah, the conservative pandemic approach.
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It is quite impressive that US journalists keep insisting on treating both sides of the political spectrum as morally equivalent in a week where conservatives fight for the right to let pregnant women die at the Supreme Court and brag about killing #puppies.
#journalism
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„Judgmental?“ That’s not judgmental…
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Aber wahr.
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Nicht nett, wo ich doch krank bin.
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Hm… Nein, ist er nicht. Aber gut geraten.
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Da Grinde ich immer mit dem Rad durch…
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This is the way. (…of BlueSky.)
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If you want a tour of the secret tunnel, you just have to asked for a Weishaupt Latte at the Starbucks in B Gates. („B Gates“, get it..?)
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Hung out at TJ's place for a while today
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I will not be one of the people who will comment how - depending on the result of the election - you may not have to go to the movie to see a civil war.
After all, we can still hope…
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Vor einem Jahr haben wir Skeptics in the Pub Köln wieder hochgefahren, und seitdem sind wirklich spannende Vorträge zusammengekommen.
www.youtube.com/@sitpkoeln/s...
Vielen Dank an alle Zuschauenden vor Ort und online, und an all unsere feinen Speaker*innen!
sitp.koeln
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That’s not how I tell the story…
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Wait. You were dancing with funnel web spiders while barefoot earlier, and you consider weird nachos „living dangerously“?
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"Not a chance. I have trouble returning library books."
-my response to someone who suggested I foster kittens
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Meta removed all links to this piece from their platform, then removed links to all Kansas Reflector pieces. When @marisakabas.bsky.social started covering it as a tech censorship story, they removed links to her newsletter, TheHandbasket.Substack.com, as well.
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Here, have an emergency quokka:
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I‘ve driven worse roads in a Toyota Corolla. Which didn’t rust afterwards.
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I once went to the Tallgrass Praerie National Preserve and got a bit annoyed at all of the buffalo trampling the grass…
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I don‘t think American „christians“ really give a fuck about what some woke immigrant hippie says…
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Wir brauchen noch einmal Crowd-Power. Bitte teilt das, damit kein PR-Spin verfängt: Staatsanwaltschaft hat mangels Anfangsverdachts, Ermittlungen gegen @correctiv.org eingestellt. OLG Hamburg hat zudem vollumfänglich für uns entschieden u.a. wehrte sich Ulrich Vosgerau gegen Geheimplan-Recherche.
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Totally my doing.
Also: Congratulations on your own nomination.
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@tkingfisher.bsky.social Congratulations on your Hugo nomination. (Thornhedge, best novella.)
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Sure, just add „And then the screaming began“ at the end… wait, damn, that‘s five… „in earnest!“
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Every once in a while I check in on Twitter/X and it’s like walking into some kind of white supremacist street gang fraternity house and finding a bunch of my friends and colleagues hanging out in a corner talking about grant applications while passersby are getting assaulted across the room
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Speaking as somebody who regularly visits the USA, my take is „Don‘t go anywhere near Texas.“
As a tourist I always have my passport with me, but that doesn’t mean I want to interact with your Stetson Gestapo.
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Los! Schuhe an! Eine Chance ist eine Chance ist eine Chance!
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Wasser ist harmlos, das wissen wir jetzt. Aber was ist eigentlich mit den ganzen Lebensmittelzusatzstoffen?
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Wonderful!
mastodon.social/@brianfit/11...
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Ach so. Ja, ok, seh ich ein.
Dieses Influencertum ist schwerer als es aussieht.
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Darf ich das reposten, oder wirkt das eitel?
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Regen…
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Meine Notizen sind nass geworden…
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Ehrlich? Du machst EINMAL Werbung für den Vortrag, und dann erzählst Du, dass er ausfällt?
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Yep. Big fan of AirTags, but they would be of little use to you.
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