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Rich Wanket @richwanket.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

Omg.

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Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

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Faemora @faemora.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

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Mint Beast @wickerbeasti.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:02 UTC

Dang, must've gotten his hands on some crazy kush

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Бішрай Міцраїм @bishraimitsrayim.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

🥳

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Weltschmerz, The Musical @weltschmerz.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

Outgoddamnstanding.

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Phasmatic @phasmatic.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

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JeanPapaoute @jeanpapaoute.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

😂

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Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

No traction. That’s a good thing.

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Justin Wallace @justingwallace.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

11/10

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Summer mode Adam @salsa-wits.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

A mountain-involved collision

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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

He died doing what he loved

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@wemkenobi.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Were you hacked by the Babylon Bee?

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DTaylor 🌄🤓🌿🗳️ @scrabbyone.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Welp. I'm already going to hell for schadenfreude over IQ45's troubles and plan to wait to repent until he's safely in the slammer or stroked out in some ugly Mar-a-Lardo bathroom/SCIF. So 😅😂🤣

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lex @lexistenti.al [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

jesus

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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:10 UTC

oh my lord

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Jonely Bonely @gojirademonstah.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

Vaxxed?

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Nicholas Weaver @ncweaver.skerry-tech.com [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Too soon @bencollins.bsky.social?
Nah, never too soon....

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TheLeatherMushroom @theleathermushroom.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

Rest In Piss you wont be missed.

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fourth eye open @four-eyes.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

SSstOPP fsghfsfhjkfssg

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Trotsky @apacilli.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Bakeries in Terhan are rejoicing!!!

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Ostfee 🧚‍♀️ @lurch.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

🤣

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Meghan @megthehopeful.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

I just spit out my coffee.

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Sosa914 @sosa914.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

This is Karma

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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Breaking: The Onion's Tehran bureau closes abruptly.

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Dr. Dioji, MD @dioji.dad [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

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Saturday Night Soup for the Soul🎵🎶 @saturdaynightsoup.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Allah has spoken.

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KayMay@bsky.social @kaymay4444.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

🪨⛰️

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Batty @shadowbat.net [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Well, if the mountain won't come to Muhammed...

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Zombie Marx @zombiemarx.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

Moral of the story: don't pick fights with mountains, especially not on foggy days.

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Broken Zero @brokenzero.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 11:44 UTC

Could not happen to a better guy. Thank you Mountain for your service.

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Trey Von Büren @treyvonburen.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

the fog seems so convenient... interesting

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Harry Pujols @harrypujols.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Died like an American infidel basketball legend.

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@a58arne.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

Teheranin Teurastaja 🤮

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Pseudorandom # @pseudorandomnumber.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I did Mission accomplished

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Noura watermelon mafia thank you very much @sonourable.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Which mountain?

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jacob @happinessdata.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

Wonder if god shouted, "Kobe!" before he slammed that thing into the mountain

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Scared Idiot @scaredidiot.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Iran doesn’t execute people by stoning

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Have a Dart Sandwich 🔞🌿🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they) @deejdart.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:06 UTC

Yeet

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MEGHoush0905⚜️⚜️⚜️ @meghoush0905.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

Karma

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daniel 🌍🌻 @danieldoebel.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 07:23 UTC

Trifft mal jede und jeden, mal früher, mal später und manchmal ganz spontan 🤷‍♂️

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Evo Daily @evodaily.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

That "Kissinger moment" when it's not "too soon?"

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Schroedingercat @schroedingercat.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 07:29 UTC

Salty I love it

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карпатський бокораш @bokorash.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

Awesome 😎

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Nicolas Noble @nicolas.grumpycoder.net [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

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stumpf @s7umpf.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

Nee, ich weiß ja wo ihr herkommt. Aber der Typ hat immerhin den "Atomdeal" (der heute nichts mehr wert ist) mit "uns" ausgehandelt. Empfinde keine Schadenfreude.

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Arif Hossain @arif2300.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Not funny.

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Titanosaurus @titanosaurus.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

God damn

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Truth Axe @truthaxe.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

They're in peak form.

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Girth Brooks 🔞 @twerknowitzki.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

I didn't even know he smoked

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Blue @bluetomoshibi.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

This is how I learned he died.

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Б'єрнберт Meme thief @bjornbert.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

So something CAN go viral on Bluesky. Who knew?

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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸 @kwh561.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

This is going to get @bencollins.bsky.social a fat twat

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Victory Laine ✌🏽 @victorylaine12.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Too soon? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Timlagor @timlagor.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Remember when we just called it hash and that was enough slang names?

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Hva Rune mener. @runebjoernsen.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Sanctions work!

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EsterKattyAnna #7291 @esterkatty.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

M'ha fet massa gràcia 😂

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Samantha “Technofluff” JT🏳️‍⚧️🦋 @samanthajt.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Will we get a new national holiday out of this?

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Albert Hubble @alberthubble.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

Hamas toped you out by recycling the meme with Eli Copter as the named female Pilot to be the culprit. 😅 Get owned by real Clowns. 😅

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mxhrad @mxhrad.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:43 UTC

Absolutely brilliant!

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Wendel @wendelschwab.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Holy fuck. 😂

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Deeso Saeed #7291 @deesosaeed.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

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Hashnaif @hashnaif.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:07 UTC

If the mountain won't come to...

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M C.Hawk 🥓☕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mchawk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Daaamn!

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Randy D. ou l'Optimisme @randide.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

And, we're back?

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Chuck E. 🌊🦋 @emdashpython.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Yeah, that’s the stuff.

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Ath? 🌹🍉 @athquestions.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

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Mike Smale @earwigplanet.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

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Jacob Sidney is Jack the Ripper in IN FOR A PENNY (link in bio) @sirjacobsidney.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

I worried when he started to take on Boeing

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Gott™ (der EINZIG echte) 🙏🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇮🇱 @derwahreg0tt.godsspace.de [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

it was my idea!

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Head go boomy @smullins3000.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Honestly better than your usual of making fun of Polish people.

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Jules @julesk.me [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

With or on

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Tee Koobaan - Tee as in Earl Grey @teekoobaan.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:19 UTC

Oops

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IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

🤗

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