Marisa Kabas

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:52 UTC

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

you ever think about how one day we’ll have a president named jayden

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:40 UTC

at this point i’m not so sure

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

who’s having a worse couple of weeks biden or the yankees

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

are you ok

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

she said it TO us! the conversation moved on before i could process. they both immigrated from the dominican republic. it was wild.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

now watch this drive

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

the breadth of misinformation is unreal. a woman next to us at dinner said she went to cuba when “trump opened the border” and her date said “best president ever.” obama did that!!! trump reversed it!!!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

THIS ISNT A TEE-BALL TOURNAMENT, JOE

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

what an absolute psycho! sorry you have to see that all the time

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

how so

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

admire the subtlety

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

long island, baby

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:36 UTC

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:12 UTC

i just added that to my list last night! glad to get the bsky seal of approval

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

restaurant recos in chicago?

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

oh for sure. it almost makes you forget who it’s by! and then the ear worm, like RFK’s Jr’s, dies.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

freelance head of state

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:24 UTC

so prime minister is like a temp job

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

hey it’s me, jacob rees-mogg

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

i honestly thought he was dead, good to know!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

wow thanks!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:13 UTC

karaoke at a country bar sounds like the beginning of a horror movie

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

POV: you end up at a fourth of july orchestra concert that plays proud to be an american

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

they even look doom-y

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

obligatory shitty fireworks pic

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

can you citizen’s arrest a douche

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:53 UTC

sure is

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

me on july 4th

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

maybe! i was cackling. especially with michael bolton as the straight man.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

just watched the we are the world netflix documentary [again] and was searching for parodies and found this one i’d never seen before and i’m sharing it in case you need to laugh at something stupid

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

thank you!!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

what

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

yes, the context is important. it’s still wild that he so clearly planned and carried out a double murder and someone convinced a jury otherwise.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:45 UTC

completely

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

listening to this season of slow burn and i didn’t realize that harvey milk and george moscone’s killer wasn’t convicted of murder because he was a former cop.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

they read the handbasket www.thehandbasket.co/p/kamala-har...

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