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Muppets Take the Woody Allen Movie Manhattan and Throw it in the Trash
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Shitty dumbass who is also great
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Cruz Flores
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Muppets Take the Woody Allen Movie Manhattan and Throw it in the Trash
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Cruz Flores
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Disney make a new Ice Age movie with Zach Hadel as the son of Ray Romano’s Wooly Mammoth
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Cruz Flores
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The Vice President is from California
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Jokes on him, both your kids are still alive.
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Cruz Flores
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There is no implication. They hate democracy just as much as MAGAs. They think “their” dictatorship would work.
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It made me feel very embarrassed as an English major to go my whole life until last year without realizing the Lottery is fixed.
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These people still bet Trump was going to win in February 2021. Bettors are not rational.
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Cooper Lund
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Voters: they’re mysterious!
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Cruz Flores
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He did a pretty good job with “Tomorrow is a Long Time”. A Rick Rubin could have made some outstanding albums with Elvis
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Just imagined Elvis covering Golden Years, and he and the TCB Band and Sweet Emotions would’ve knocked it out of the park.
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Cruz Flores
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Not now dear, daddy is telling strangers on the Internet who are angry that the Catholic Church classifies capybara as fish that “fish” don’t actually exist.
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Cruz Flores
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This city smells like Clifford caught giardia in the hills and the wind is smothering our air with it
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My mom would legit watch it with us, laugh and then get mad when I said his name
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Cruz Flores
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I am both Kiki AND Bouba
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On the set of The Three Musketeers Oliver Reed was being an absolute terror, going all out in fights and hitting stunt people. All it took was Christopher Lee saying, “Oliver, do you remember who taught you sword fighting?” Reed sheepishly said, “You, Christopher.” And behaved from then on.
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Frances Meh
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personally i access bluesky via the official mobile app but i recognize that some of you are logging on from inside your own assholes
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Cruz Flores
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Parasocial relationships are so difficult to avoid. If not friend, why friend shaped?
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Cruz Flores
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Watching Sweet Charity (1969) and unfortunately Shirley MacClaine breaks no balls whatsoever to its great detriment.
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Cruz Flores
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Someone just watched Challengers
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Now you’re probably asking yourself, “where can I get these Joker products?” Well, that’s the gag. You probably bought them already!
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Cruz Flores
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Miss that funky 60’s aesthetic Middle Earth used to have
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Cruz Flores
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And it only took five minutes between firing instead of a whole day
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I made sure to include him in the adaptation I made. I like how he lays on the cowboy stuff thick because Lucy likes it. www.podbean.com/ew/pb-p3g77-...
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I have heard it described best as, “walking in on someone arguing with their dog.”
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If anybody ever asks “What do Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson and The Kids in the Hall’s Bruce Mculloch have in common?” I will know the answer immediately.
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Cruz Flores
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Bacteria is just a bunch of little guys
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Cruz Flores
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It was a good bluff. Focusing Sauron’s attention on Aragorn instead of Frodo
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Cruz Flores
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Sometimes they mean people like Kevin Sorbo and Rob Schneider so literal bad actors
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Sometimes I forget that Garfield originally had a premise at all besides the character of Garfield. It’s supposed to be about how cat people put all sorts of ideas on their cat who actually don’t give a shit.
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Cruz Flores
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It would absolutely be her first question when it was shown to her
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Ioreth is one of my favorite minor characters. Just having a vague idea that a hobbit knight and his squire defeated Sauron in single combat. Pointing at the King and saying, “I worked with that guy.”
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J. Lo should be real thankful Katy Perry has outflopped her.
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All of these “Star Wars was always bad actually” posts are not making me excited about watching new Star Wars
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Theory: The Quentin Tarantino/ Spike Lee feud was almost completely kayfabe. They may have had minor disagreements but they both knew being provocative sold well and they harbor no actual bad feelings toward each other.
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I like when he shoots a bat while they’re talking about Dracula and everyone acts like he’s crazy but dude, if Dracula was really I would dedicate be shooting every bat I saw.
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Cruz Flores
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The casting for non-vampires is woefully undercooked in that movie
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J¡m Vaughn
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I'd like to apologize for proudly proclaiming myself a NIMBY. I thought it stood for "Nachos In My Belly Yes."
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Cruz Flores
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Imagonnapeeonya
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So I just found out about this thing called “Star Wars” so I did some research and one question. What the fuck is with these release dates?
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Reply bot of Denethor, Steward of Gondor who replies every time someone posts “Our allies have abandoned us” with “FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!”
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I think this is it exactly. People will only revolt if every other avenue of change has been exhausted and failed. The first victim of revolution will always be any accomplishment that preceded it.
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Cruz Flores
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Me watching Furiosa: Oh! Rictus ERECTUS. Now I get it.
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The only way I can square episodes 1-9 being one story is that it’s actually a bedtime story and the storyteller is very tired and incoherent by the end.
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This is what I tell the swinger couple at the end of the bar who digs my vibe
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Love how Twilight Zone had to just explicitly refuse to accept anymore stories with that as the “twist”. The one with Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery was enough.
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You: Comp Het Me: Ah yes. Competitive Heterosexuality, like Archie Comics
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I hear where you’re coming from but consider Paul needed constant hyping up to get where he did. Everyone had to call him a special boy every other sentence. I bet Anakin went years without hearing the words “Chosen one”
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“Shut up Checkers before I feed you to the Chinese”
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