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J¡m Vaughn

@jiminyspigot.bsky.social

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AS SEEN ON THE INTERNET!!! Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him. (jiminyspigot just about everywhere)

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illumi's avatar illumi @illumi.me
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family i know is trying to avoid eviction. just a little ways to go if anyone could help

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social
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AOC introduced articles of impeachment against thomas & alito. want it to happen? electeds need to cosponsor/vote for it. they may need some convincing. i tried to make that as easy as possible for people with a few 1min call/email scripts you can use. if you’re game, tap through!🧵

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I just wanna lay naked in a pool all day and have people throw food at me.

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Zookeeper for a day? Nah. Call me when you have a zoo animal for a day program.

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Must... resist urge... to make this about... me.

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I should be able to cancel subscriptions with a note tied to a brick thrown through a window.

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When you travel across a continent and reach the ocean, you're at the end of Europe.

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I wanted to be an independent alchemist, but I was out of my element.

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Don't forget: if you ever make a spear, it's important to get to the point.

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"C'mon, Jack. Cut the malarky. Give me a break. We gotta do, er... uh... we can't sink to that. I'm the most... important thing is to say that our record beat Trump in 2016, and we can beat him..." *stares off into space*

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Spice up your day by adding sarcastic finger quotes to random words during conversation.

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LENA WIFE's avatar LENA WIFE @nebulena.net
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ask not for whom the oingo boingos

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Oh you have a kid? That sucks

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I'm never not amused by a business that so obviously used to be a Taco Bell, sitting there like a little capitalist hermit crab.

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tatiana's avatar tatiana @caterwaul.bsky.social
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rip kurt cobain u would've loved the foo fighters

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Marisa Kabas's avatar Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social
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i made this shareable version of my one sentence project 2025 summary so it can be easily shared across platforms. feel free to repost.

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Hell yeah I'm lazy. I... Lisa, finish my sentence for me.

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Just bought a lasso to add some flair to my shoplifting.

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Mike called. He says he’s not hard and he wants you guys to stop it

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its torpor tuesday, let's get fuckin comatose

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May his corpse be consumed by the same burying beetles he helped get delisted as endangered.

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Lizzy 💫's avatar Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social
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Life hack: try getting a life

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[waking up] *opens one eye*: goddammit

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"THIS IS A STICK UP! PUT ALL THE HEALTHCARE IN THE BAG!"

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It's amazing that it's still only a dollar, too.

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Anybody else here have a shelf at home that's not your shelf?

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a fibonacci series of unusual events

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At this point, my working theory is that some karmic paperwork got mixed up, and there exists somewhere, at some point in time, a Donald John Trump that keeps getting comeuppances despite being a pretty decent guy.

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That's been my hunch. A few of the local accounts here that have 5-10k followers and routinely get 100+ likes on Twitter made such big hay about Bluesky and how they were quitting Twitter. They all slowly migrated back after a few months of rookie numbers here.

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Post a fact that sounds true even though you just made it up. 93% of Floridians are bad tippers.

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Sweetie π's avatar Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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the void muted me and I was blocked by the abyss now what

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I drink my Twisted Tea out of a proper teacup because I have class.

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Jasmin Isabell🏳️‍⚧️📖's avatar Jasmin Isabell🏳️‍⚧️📖 @theboobtaster.bsky.social
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i hate when people say they’re allies and they don’t even almond milk

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Momus Jones's avatar Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social
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Next debate location and moderator:

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Next debate should be at the beach from that M. Night movie.

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little lamb 's avatar little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social
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Funko pops are our generations terra cotta soldiers

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Much like the phone company no longer uses the number 867-5309, no dog is named Bingo anymore.

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Unfortunately the immunity ruling has given him some breathing room, but I was really curious to see if the pressure from the mounting legal woes would eventually break something in his brain and cause him to snap on live TV. Like, take his pants off and poop in his shoes or something.

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