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Plain old Nolan “Jon Wolter” Void

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Punched Hitler on the bird site. I did other things. My name is not actually Nolan.


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Update: there is no update. I am in hell.

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Anyway, I guess I need to remember to repost this in normal North America hours, but that’s what insomnia gets you.

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Every time I see the cover of this OMD singles collection on my phone, I think “is this loss?”

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Forensics is cop shit and thus mostly lies like all cop shit. The amount of absolute vibes-based bullshit that's been presented as "science" in a court of law would shock the conscience of Satan herself.

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I’m so tired, but so on the cusp of vomiting again that I can’t sleep. Really not enjoying the current vibes out of my body at all.

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Fuckin' two-story-tall, seventy-foot-long megacroc comes barreling outta the water during your Mandalorian baptism, and you just gotta react and keep living, assuming you don't get et. This Is The Way.

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Unlike earth, in Star Wars there’s always a bigger fish. That’s canon.

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I know the Dems tend toward incompetence, but I don’t get steered too wrong by assuming malice either.

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Nice

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it's charloh! from online (it/its) 's avatar it's charloh! from online (it/its) @charloh.bsky.social
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person who's gonna get murdered by John Wick in 53 minutes:

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I was not done.

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One day after AI is abandoned they’re absolutely going to tout cutting their emissions by half/a third without acknowledging they were pumping out more than ever chasing a pump and dump plagiarism scheme

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In that liminal space where I may or may not be done throwing up, but will feel like I could at any moment for the next several hours regardless.

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(I like Springsteen fine, but only Dylan fans have less humor about anyone making fun of him)

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You have admitted to enjoying Oasis in the past. You’re clearly cool with liking boring things.

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And yet it’s still fucking annoying to get hit with centrist piss over and over again because they can’t fathom their own weaknesses.

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I’m so sick of this news cycle. Can I please get more focus on “credible child rape accusations against the other candidate, who also consistently shows even more signs of dementia?”

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That’s just what I call Bruce Springsteen to annoy huge fans of his.

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Same.

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We do what we want in the BerenSTAIN universe.

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This is upside down erasure.

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It’s either that or he can go back to his dream job as the foil for some cockney waif who inherits the family mansion instead of him in a family comedy made in 1972.

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Exactly. One definition really depends on how it was a refinement and/or response to punk’s ethos, the other is “what paths did these music experiments tend to take, and what other influences came along with them?”

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That seems to be a big favorite amongst fans of the band. My ex loved that song.

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Well, even when I’m miserable I’m still the most me I can be.

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parasociality and consumer identity have rotted people's brains across the spectrum of human activity. is the president my dad? is this author my moral compass? is my credit card woke? will my sports team save my soul? will this latest purchase be the one that fixes my life at last?

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i need for you, as an adult, to internalize that there are no good or bad people. there are people, who make choices and perform acts of varying morality and impact, and engage in introspection regarding their actions to varying degrees, including none whatsoever.

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Me: I can’t be gnostic because I don’t think there’s a separation between the spiritual and the physical world, and the belief that the world and our bodies within it are evil is blaming reality for societal issues Also me, every time I throw up: fuck this horrible meat prison the demiurge has capt

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Shame so much of it was used to sound like Dire Straits… (Ok, I like Sultans of Swing and Walk of Life)

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I gotta say that people are having a lot of trouble distinguishing cognitive decline (Trump) from age-related changes in expression (Biden). Biden is elderly and talks like it. Trump literally does not have preserved reality-testing

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The worst part is I’m an avowed procrastinator

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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my favorite historical tidbit is that Nora Ephron, who was married to Carl Bernstein at the time, figured out that Deep Throat was Mark Felt and apparently told a TON of people just like casually at parties she is my hero

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Oh yeah, these are going on the stop signs in the neighborhood

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The rent they should charge you for living in their heads for free?

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I need everyone to understand: the ranting I do about politics on here is offset by the fact that 90% of the thoughts I don’t share are things like “I am Locutus of Borb.”

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can we put some other ppl as the face of online privacy instead of snowden and assange

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Yeah, I’m not saying I disagree. I just thing that kind of character cannot survive long, especially as a protagonist, before people get bored of it. The irony being that “heroic Superman” was always supposed to be the boring one.

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I long ago gave up on the fact that “nimrod” was of biblical origin and used to mean a mighty hunter. Bugs Bunny uses it sarcastically to describe Elmer Fudd once and it was never the same again.

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Exactly. I do think in many ways the means will prefigure the ends. How can any outcome of those kinds of ruthless, utilitarian tactics ever be transformed into a society that elevates all?

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One of my pet peeves is the modern usage of the word “wight” as a type of ghost or undead creature, because it’s purely fantasy guys misunderstanding Tolkien’s “barrow-wights” which just means “mound men” more or less. Wight is just the equivalent male term paired with “wyf” (wife, ie woman)

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Kind of like learning that “husband” meant “the one bonded to the house” and “wife” used to basically just mean woman. Oh! That reminds me:

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Enjoy the (Van) Camps (Pork and Beans) as a compromise

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Clearly you both need a vanguard party to keep your views on message. It’s coincidental that I, a white cis male, am once again the best person for the job.

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This is on y’all, centrists and cowardly liberals. You insisted he was the right candidate and swore our valid criticisms were undermining him, then suddenly the sky is falling.

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1. They are the ones undermining their own candidate by running around like chickens with their heads cut off 2. Even if they switch, they are throwing this new candidate under the bus. It’s insane to ask someone to try this stunt 3. Trump’s popularity is very shallow! He can’t win but Dems CAN lose

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You’re both wonderful and valid human beings and for the sake of peace I declare you both monsters.

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Ok, for real. If the Dems lose this year, we need to get ahead of the centrists on this issue, because this is entirely on them at this point but they are going to blame us

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