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cyanogic
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me liking my own skeet:
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🔞(He/Him) Ace left ADHD techie. Anti-blockchain. Anti-federation. Sarcastic, should almost never be taken seriously. I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem! Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick
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cyanogic
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me liking my own skeet:
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cyanogic
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"a revolution that will be bloodless if the leftists allow it to be" aka "we promise not to kill you if you don't resist double triple swear :3"
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cyanogic
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"8 out of 10 americans agree x needs to change, look how united they are about x" I mean half of them want to burn everything down and make x even worse but that makes a worse headline I suppose
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cyanogic
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down with KPI's cried the people
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
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Clarence Thomas about democracy:
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cyanogic
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in a world full of food spots closing more and more done COVID started, it's SO frustrating to know that a significant number were fine actually but the landlord just didn't want to renew the lease
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cyanogic
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company: mandatory on-site is starting now, if you're not on campus then you're getting fired also company: oh yeah you can't use half the bathrooms in that building or throw trash away there, budget cuts you see
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cyanogic
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supreme court: happy fourth! *sneezing* ohbythewaywehavekingsnow me: 🙃
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cyanogic
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it was an official act, your honor
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Micah
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tomorrow we interrupt the yelling about joe biden and donald trump to yell about the supreme court not to worry, your regularly scheduled yelling will resume shortly
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cyanogic
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my unmedicated ADHD brain allowing me to engage with something I want to:
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cyanogic
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the bear season 3 feels like it was made by someone who just graduated film school yes yes it's very pretty, quick question where's the plot
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Broken Bottle
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If I ever find myself to be the smartest one in the room, I’m clearly in the wrong building
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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one of the best parts of following a bunch of smart people online is that periodically I will be trying to articulate a thought and then read a post that does it better than anything I could have come up with
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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what I imagine shopping for a bachelorette party is like:
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cyanogic
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yeah sex is great but have you ever farted while feeling full after lunch
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Michael Bazaco
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You shouldn’t have been drinking raw milk before H5N1. You definitely shouldn’t be drinking it now.
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cyanogic
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so obergefell is getting overturned next ruling session right
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cyanogic
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the supreme court basically trap door-ing the entirety of federal agencies still feels REALLY bad actually
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cyanogic
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maybe even biden couldn't get any adderall with the shortages his DEA manufactured 🤔
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cyanogic
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friend: what're you doing it looks like ur hacking look how fast the screen is moving me: updating linux friend: ...what does that mean me: ...*sigh* hacking
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cyanogic
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I feel like there's something to be studied about the person who "doesn't pay attention to politics" listening to The Democrat Politics Person(s) they know say how bad biden did over and over and deciding (consciously or not) that biden must've done bad
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Brooke Binkowski
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Yesterday I went on Twitter and saw someone say "Go back to Bluesky with all the rest of the former gifted kids" and wow just absolutely bodied
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cyanogic
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me when I finally completed The Task I'd been putting off that took less than 5 minutes:
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cyanogic
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supremecourt_IRL
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🏳️⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime
@josie.zone
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cyanogic
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me: I dislike drinking water that has bacteria and other hazardous detritus in it the supreme court:
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natou ✫
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executive disfunction can eat a dick
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Dan Hon
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Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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store employee behind locked door: listen we don't open for another 30 minutes, I'll let you in then me:
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cyanogic
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why does this much news drop the friday before my first day I do not wish to mask these feelings to have a cordial meeting Janice from accounting
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cyanogic
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retvrn
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KIMBLY💕✨
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old heads know to just keep posting through it
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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if democrats don't start running on "pack all the courts, especially the supreme court" then what are we even doing here
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cyanogic
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me opening grindr tuesday 2am:
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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"have you considered that this is a bug in your app" 'that's not possible we have a rigorous CI/CD pipeline' *the pipeline has been failing bright red for the past month*
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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I'm really gonna need companies to stop trying to make black mirror episodes a reality
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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*submitting a support ticket* "have you tried turning it off and on again" '...yes' *ticket is immediately closed as issue fixed*
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Marisa Kabas
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how does living in this world not radicalize you
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
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one of the things I think I'll miss the most about WFH is waking up 5 minutes before my start time to login and turn the bubble green what do you mean I need to get up early and actually make myself presentable???
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cyanogic
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me when windows update doesn't play well with DoT and "fails to download":
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cassie
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moderation should be like being an absentee father who sometimes shows up to keep the peace and make sure people are comfortable
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cyanogic
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brain: I'm queuing up a 40 minute ramble about something you haven't thought about in years me: ok but I asked you to provide me with a list of "things I like to do" for this conversation brain: got it, deleting all thoughts
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cyanogic
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person: do you know any jokes me scouring my suddenly thoughtless brain: c'mon brain be funny
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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc
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ChatGPT does not answer questions. It provides responses that are statistically shaped like an answer to something statistically shaped like the prompt. There is no thought or knowledge. It can't get an answer right or wrong. The output is always correct, but it's a coincidence if it states truth.
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lexa prole 2024
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personally wishing both sides a very litigate each other to death.
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cyanogic
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the fact that m.2 drives can be NVME or SATA certainly isn't confusing to non-tech people at all
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cyanogic
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me yelling out my car window as I drive down the road with like 10 chiropractors right next to each other:
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