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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉@daisyfm.bsky.social |
Okay, kids, I'm going to share with you an inconvenient truth: Trees have evolved more times than crabs. Arborization is more common than carcinization. The ultimate destiny of humanity is a forest.
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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉
@daisyfm.bsky.social
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You think humans can't become trees, then explain the Joshua tree. Why does a tree have a human name? You know why deep in your heart.
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-indy ✨
@indigo-k.com
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Trees are the earth lifeforms best suited to interstellar travel
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Melanie 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights Are Human Rights 🐈 ACAB
@melailurophile.bsky.social
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I've had dreams like that. They were nice.
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@sarcoidsally.bsky.social
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I've always wanted to be a tree
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Gloria!
@smilodonichthys.bsky.social
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one of the earliest tree was a CLUB MOSS The earliest "tree" were giant tree-sized MUSHROOMS Trees fuck me up when I think about them too much
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Deramin
@deramin.bsky.social
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J.R.R. Tolkien and Ursula K. Le Guin truely knew.
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kain
@teamclerks.net
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When I die, I want to be eviscerated and have a tree planted in me like the piggies in Speaker for the Dead
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Nekrởtzar
@nekrotzar.bsky.social
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Kristina’s Art
@kristinas-art.bsky.social
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So what I am hearing is that life that doesn’t move much becomes trees, and moving stuff becomes crabs with sharp pinchers. Eventually it will be one big forest with crab lumberjacks. Lumbercrabs.
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Pseudandry
@pseudandry.bsky.social
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Oh this one better go far, the people need to hear it
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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme
@nephrastar.bsky.social
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I'm just fine with this.
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Alpran
@alpran.bsky.social
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Can I pre-order this? I just want to vibe in a forest.
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Tonks Moriarty 🏳️⚧️
@tonksmoriarty.bsky.social
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Trees!
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Krista Koeller
@kristalerista.bsky.social
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The snake-like body plan has evolved like 70 times! Crabs are not the poster children for convergent evolution!!!!!!!
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