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darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social |
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Andy Karl-Son of Dracula
@andykarlson.bsky.social
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DARTH YOU INCREDIBLE MADMAN
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Boz Handy Bosma, Ph.D.
@bbbozzz.bsky.social
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Funny guy!
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area man (available in select 3D theaters as volume man)
@professorbutts.bsky.social
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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They)
@comfortingmoo.online
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Darth weekly column?
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La Seńorita Vaquita Monstrita Dolores de Flores
@smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social
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This will be EPIC.
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Eric Lotze
@erilot.bsky.social
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Just, like, when Ben said he’s quitting the news business to save himself…I think zero people thought the next act would be to acquire the fucking ONION and run it, this makes me so happy Also thank you for the newspaper that is rad and has made my day happier
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Russ Bengtson
@russbengtson.bsky.social
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lol omg darth
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Heidi McDonald
@hmcd.bsky.social
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Congratulations. This reader thanks you and looks forward to your continued silliness, which has got to be harder these days. Bless you all.
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@vinosmax.bsky.social
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Let’s go!!!!!
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Silversalty
@silversalty.bsky.social
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I find it hard to believe that when some guy buys an organization he's going to let it continue as it is/was without any input. Maybe if it was going broke and he/she like it but that doesn't seem to fit.
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Maria McGrath
@ikycat.bsky.social
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😹 u r the best darth 😹
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Jendia Gammon
@jendiagammon.bsky.social
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Behind this page is the tunnel out of the madness!
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Jendia Gammon
@jendiagammon.bsky.social
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10,000/10, darth, no notes
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leviathan3k
@leviathan3k.bsky.social
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First conquering the Top Gear Test Track, next Amercan Satire.
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The Babe with the Power 🇺🇸🇲🇽
@babewiththepower.bsky.social
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I like that this is how I found out. Thanks, darth. 🙂
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L
@noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social
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omfg, darth!
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Mix-and-Match Feline Raccoon Thingy
@leopardcoon1200.bsky.social
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ONN is coming back? I used to love those!
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Mark Daum
@daumdesign.bsky.social
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Who is Ben Collins?
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it’s M the Autumn Owl 🍁🍂
@owlinautumn.bsky.social
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It’s amazing, darth! Omg!
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hummus woodsworth
@tromboneben.com
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darth i still can’t believe this is even real
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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Can I write your first headline? "Is Non-Violence the New Antisemitism?"
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Tim Carmody
@tcarmody.bsky.social
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The lower right headline is somehow always topical
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Glen Jackson
@glenjackson.bsky.social
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Holy shit!! I just noticed that you have 68,000 followers !
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Mighty Apollo
@mightyapollo.bsky.social
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Omfg.
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@boldmanchris.bsky.social
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Best news I have heard in years!! Thank you!
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Seth Trueger
@mdaware.org
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We Bought A Zoo movie poster but it’s Ben and The Onion
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Jen 🇸🇩🇵🇸
@harlickjen.bsky.social
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Define "will share the wealth with staff" because if this is real profit sharing I have new hope for the world. (I am badly in need of new hope for the world).
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Chuck Taggart, Private Eye
@sazeracla.bsky.social
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🏆
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Jon
@phyrkrakr.bsky.social
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FYI, the NYT link: archive.ph/2024.04.26-0...
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Kwertzy Industries
@kwertzy.bsky.social
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Darth I can’t believe Ben actually seized the means of production
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ThomasHamiltonJr.bsky.social
@thomashamiltonjr.bsky.social
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Ben who?
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Bru
@brubaker.bsky.social
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The best response. 👍🏼
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Wil Sterling
@shadowvasterra.bsky.social
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Fuck yes
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Nop (he/him) 🍉 PUSSY IN BIO
@voxexsinister.bsky.social
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Unpaywalled link: archive.md/mT4xX
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Elliot Ghoul
@elliotghoul.bsky.social
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Americas Finest News Source
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Chris McNeil
@chrismcneil.bsky.social
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Fuck Everything, We're Doing Six Blades, says Ben Collins
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Shaun Manning 📚
@fasterthanshaun.bsky.social
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Got in trouble for posting the unedited version of this in my college dorm
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Micah
@rincewind.run
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I was trying to work a text version of this into a comment but this is way better, thank you darth
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@dogs4democracy.bsky.social
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Nolan Hicks
@ndhapple.bsky.social
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Darth, the quality!
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DeWallet Inspector
@otlee.bsky.social
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That’s better than the last scoop
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swirlOsquirrel
@swirlosquirrel.bsky.social
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Holy shit, Ben had enough money to buy The Onion? Damned elites. 🧅
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Trouser Snek
@upcycled-junk.bsky.social
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I still can't tell if this is a joke... Is this how idiots feel when they see Onion headlines?
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David
@romanticslob.bsky.social
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Return of the King
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