The implied punchline, which is that only campus cops can bring the community together, is pretty funny. But it's also funny that these guys are mad that their made-up politics—church-in-the-mall apologetics, tax cuts, 19th century race science, meme-based classics—is too dumb/incoherent to teach.
This is like seven years ago when the NYT editorial page decided to diversify its op-ed page by hiring every subtype of Never-Trump-Republican until they ran out and the rest caved.
Marty Kotis ran a restaurant called Burger Warfare. The theme was meant to incorporate animatronic cyborgs in a post-industrial urban battlescape.
The execution turned out to be war movies played at excessively loud volumes with sculptures of robots and overpriced family fare. It failed.
All this awfulness and destruction, for the solitary end goal of “socially engineering more Republicans they wouldn’t be embarrassed to talk to at parties.”
You’ll never lose money betting that the bearded thumb railing about “Division, Exclusion, and Incitement more like it” has never worked a day in his life.
We need more diversity of thought, therefore, I will end the program designed to bring in diverse viewpoints, in favor of hiring a bunch of upper-middle-class white guys from the suburbs to physically punish students who express a viewpoint that I disagree with.