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The Onion
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Dax Pryce@dax.pryce.io |
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I miss my dog
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The Onion
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Dax Pryce
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he had to min max something for the coward levels and humor was his dump stat
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
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The United States has always been a democracy for some and a brutal authoritarian regime for others, and the effort to expand it to democracy for all has led to a 70+ year backlash culminating in SCOTUS claiming that kings are totes cool and also judges are the ones to coronate them
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Dax Pryce
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But it still didn't need to be like this. It did *not* need to be like this.
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Dax Pryce
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This wholeass country has been a scam since day 1 and I am slightly mollified that others are finally coming around to this fact. BIPOC, women, and LGTBQIA+ been saying it for decades and now there's no way most of us are going to be able to avoid confronting that fact.
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Dax Pryce
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I'm old, but I think Gen Z has it right. They told me exactly what I need to know and no more. Whether the runs or the nothings, I know the ass isn't assing and that's all I really need to know, yanno? I wish I had a filter like that.
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b-boy bouiebaisse
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john roberts currently neck and neck with roger taney for worst chief justice in american history
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Dax Pryce
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i think the only boullion I've ever seen has been in little baby foil cubes though. like little individually wrapped flavored salt cubes
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Dax Pryce
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i almost guarantee this thing is more than 4 bucks too. i think my wife was panic buying because i was sick and hadn't eaten for a week
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Old Timey Food
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This is the most entertainingly written recipe I've ever read, and the ending is just 🧑🏽🍳💋 Omaha Bee September 3 1913
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Dax Pryce
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Is it even golf without hot beef juice?
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Dax Pryce
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I checked my local golf club and it isn't on their hot drinks menu. What a scam club.
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Dax Pryce
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but are bouillion cubes instant? CHECKMATE! (I'm not sure why it was acquired, but it's here now. I should do a taste test between boxed bone broth, frozen bone broth, basic bouillion, better-than-bouillion, and this) listen to me, like I'm the premiere taste tester of juiced beefs or something
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Dax Pryce
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tbf I'm kind of afraid to try it. like not so afraid I won't, but I'm ... guarded.
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Dax Pryce
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hey now they sell this today and it's just powdered bone broth!
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Dax Pryce
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oh baby no what is you doin'
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Dax Pryce
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Anti-sniper sharks, if I'm honest
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Dax Pryce
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bUt ItS tHe PaPEr oF ReCoRd
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Dax Pryce
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ok wait what the fuck god damned groomers
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Dax Pryce
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Belle Baker: omg u guys plz let me go home
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Dax Pryce
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So, I'm reading wikipedia about Irving Berlin's Blue Skies, and nestled in the article is this absolute gem.
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Dax Pryce
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maybe pigs were cheaper than jewelry boxes?
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Dax Pryce
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To me, tho, these bans seem more about adults being frustrated they have to keep changing their approaches, and they're trying to avoid the responsibility and extra work. And I get that, it's very tricky and complicated and not necessarily what you thought you were signing up for, but... tough
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Dax Pryce
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I'm not making any claims that I think phone bans are good or bad, but the app and social media ecosystem has changed a good bit since 2014, so it's worth keeping the shifting nature of the landscape in mind, I think.
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Dax Pryce
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"it's not our job to decide if what he said was true or false" uh, what? snopes, that's... that's literally the entirety of your job. what else would you say you do here if not that?
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Dax Pryce
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what have you done www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Bebo
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I don't think everyone is "suddenly" having adhd and autism. I think millennials were raised by parents who were ashamed of having children that weren't "normal" so we were forced to mask so hard that we "seemed" normal but were "just a little strange" and now we're all learning to unmask.
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Dax Pryce
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episode 8: steamy hot springs episode! episode 11: now we're at the beach for some reason!
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Dax Pryce
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THAT TIME I GOT REINCARNATED AS A DISHWASHER AND NOW I'M DESTINED TO WASH DISHES IN A SUBURBAN HOUSEHOLD FOR DEMIHUMANS AND A CAT GIRL WHO LOVES ME
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Dax Pryce
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that's fair, unagi and unagi sauce should be on everything apple pie? unagi. coffee? rest a piece of unagi over the top like a little stroopwafel. lipton soup when you're sick? a small treat of unagi next to the bowl, to remind you that things may suck but at least unagi is there for you
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Dax Pryce
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so you only get first amendment participation if you're not immuno-compromised, i guess?
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Dax Pryce
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I have been looking for grain-o everywhere and in modern internets it has never been written about in text, only references in scans of old newspapers. I want to know what happened to this company! and was it similar to postum? And if so, can I get postum and try it?
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Dax Pryce
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it better not be peas or i'm going to riot on her behalf. maybe that's actually why the murder happened, she was outraged at the tableware choices
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Dax Pryce
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also, that is a fork for giants
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Dax Pryce
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that said, she's holding that fork like she's the culprit in a dinner-murder-mystery novel
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Dax Pryce
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maybe they were wildly impressed by her hair even then. perhaps they should use her likeness today, after properly compensating her descendants at least
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Dax Pryce
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it *has* to be pulled the sides, right? like it isn't that thick the whole way around, is it? that's crazy! she's 50% hair by volume!
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Dax Pryce
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the more anime i watch the more convinced i am that getting a cold in Japan is a routine near-death experience
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Dax Pryce
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Crazy that this one is almost of legal voting age
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Dax Pryce
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they are absolutely super friendly, whenever they get used to you. they are exactly like dogs, only far larger and kinda terrifying when they engage in maximum caper mode. still worth it.
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luke
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i'm just patrick, deep down
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hell yeah north side
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Dax Pryce
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maybe the cops forgot their nalgene bottle
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Dax Pryce
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IF IT WERE JUST THE FEATHERS I WOULDN'T HAVE RESPONDED, YOU RUFFLED THE FEATHERS, THE TUMMY FUR, THE EAR FURNISHINGS, EVERYTHING
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Dax Pryce
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i'm goinna eat an onion like an apple just to spite you
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Dax Pryce
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i thought i knew you
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Dax Pryce
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Dax Pryce
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I legit thought this was a cursed bungie jumping experiment
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Dax Pryce
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Netflix has a Japanese show called "old enough" about little kids' first errands about town without supervision. It's equal parts hilarious, inspiring, and heartbreaking, and you end up rooting so hard for every little kid.
www.netflix.com/title/81506279
Anyway, these kids took it a bit too far
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Dax Pryce
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I feel like this needs the Stand By Me treatment
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