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Cherie Priest
@cmpriest.bsky.social
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The Morning Monty is *magnificent*
23 replies 34 reposts 711 likes
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social |
871 followers 983 following 13647 posts
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
PRONOUNS IN BIO: he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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Cherie Priest
@cmpriest.bsky.social
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The Morning Monty is *magnificent*
23 replies 34 reposts 711 likes
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I would love to go down on someone who was standing while I kneeled but at this age bracket we'd be risking hip and knee injury
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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earring idea that'll make millions.. hundreds. earrings that look like the action cards from 1960s Batman BAM! POW! BIFF! FLAGGLE! etc.
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@adamrainstopper.bsky.social
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Way behind on everything, risking getting electric shut off, and out of food. ANY amount helps, signal boosting helps, sharing the GFM on other patforms helps. Thanks & solidarity.
#MutulAidRequest
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️
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debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
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weird girl summer
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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the bouncers in their police uniform onesies surrounded me. the one who had searched me grinned with 30 blacked out teeth - the "teething" look was the current fad- and said "he ain't diaped - take him outside and tenderize him"
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I recognized the sign ahead in my studebaker's windshield: a baby with a 5 o'clock shadow in a diaper sagging with bullet belts, grenades and a tommy gun, a crooked grin on his scarred face.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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he told me to meet him at the roughest adult baby bar in town, the Loaded Diaper.
1 replies 1 reposts 7 likes
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I put Jump In The Fire, Jump Into The Fire and Can's Uphill after each other in a playlist, i think it works
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I'm rly high sorry
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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prayer was just invented to provide a sanctified use of everyone's natural desire to kneel without them following through and going down on each other
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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this is the best kind of journalism. kind of irritating at first, then interesting, then intriguing, and no one mentioned joe biden iirc.
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Bryce
@brycebryce.bsky.social
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This is a amazing journey.
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Colon Musk, CEO of GaceX
@themilfmag.net
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good lord
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Martyn
@martynpedler.com
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"But 2,000-pound bombs are still under review." America: pro-genocide, but can you do it a tad slower? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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if you dont understand it destroy it
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Martyn
@martynpedler.com
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David Zaslav strip-mining all art for profit and still losing money is some A+ capitalism.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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didn't know they had a dreadnought class
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Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
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The hard on for AI is a money grab. They hate the people, and want to impoverish the people. And presume the people who fund their biz will magically still have monies to do so after they fire them all. It is madness.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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google how do I look at someone with longing and smoldering intensity
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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oh thank god its trending because she's giving up on making it. still manages to be insufferable in defeat in interviews about it.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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wow just distinctly felt my social energy meter clunk down to zero lol done way too much talking today
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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absolutely not
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Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe
@nonsequitrd.bsky.social
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on the three shower a day business plan because 93 degrees
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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haha at least you finished the song. I've thrown out my back by sneezing and also turning too fast. great work, human body.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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merge 2 films The Man With the X-Ray Eyes Wide Shut
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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this music's really good it's like (violently air thrusts pelvis, throws out hip)
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”
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sid
@sidvicio.us
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oh it’s on my bigcartel! its my very first watercolor painting and after i finished it i was like, oh, i can do art?? my teacher in grade 7 told me to never bother drawing etc again well look at me now mrs allingham!
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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yeah, same. I'm up in the mountains and it's "only" in the low 100s but it's clear this state is never going to meet me halfway.
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Notorious RBMK
@comraderobot.bsky.social
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this is what physicists call the “standard model”
6 replies 4 reposts 44 likes
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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oh I like that a lot. love the kind of dub techno way they treated the percussion in a postpunk/wave song.
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trash panzer
@panzertron.bsky.social
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soloansamblis.bandcamp.com/track/baloje
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Bodega Cats
@bodegacats.bsky.social
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I don't need this but it is legitimately sexy in like a soviet way
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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what about The Butt-Head Frond no one talks about them
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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now, profit
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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it is with her 😌
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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being fat in Arizona is having congealed sweat in your elbowpits and underb/moobs at all times
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![[z o e m] fish riding cat with a heart full of napalm's avatar](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:bsxckdubp2qldnbslheykjhl/bafkreigxqpgeegnkbv6rhxqlxgobr7guappurb6xnm66apqxh7dhzhn2ja@jpeg){kind=small}
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[z o e m] fish riding cat with a heart full of napalm
@zoem.me
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SLUUUUUUGS
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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damn, wow. that's like catching lightning in a bottle but tastier.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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same I've just heard ppl say VPN in this situation and wanted to seem smart
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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I wonder if I could make this with the Autechre Ae logo in one corner
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seh
@seh.bsky.social
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Juno won’t beg for money at the moment, but I will. She just lost her job and is in the middle of a move. If you have anything for a smart girl in a rough spot: venmo: junostump paypal: juno.stump@gmail.com
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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a shy yet coquettish Voivod
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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for many years I wondered why the BBritish always referred to it as "Clue, Though"
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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VPN? VPN tonight queen?
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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had not heard of that but Forrest Whitaker is usually worth watching so i'd check it out.
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Crypt໐-Zఠఠl໐gᴉcal Dis⅍ter 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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sometimes I think it's amazing that we're still discovering animals an stuff on earth but then I remember that I can't even shave my head without missing patches
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