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[z o e m] fish riding cat with a heart full of napalm

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i am a lost soul, i shoot myself with rock and roll four out of five dentists say i am immortal, i have inside me blood of kings free palestine. trans rights. they/dude // i believe in every kind of love //

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it's pronounced "widdle tech" and you must speak kindly, it's just a baby

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just get a fucking group chat

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weird machine on machine action

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it's not take and bake it's roasting and posting

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i don't know who exactly is at the cool kids table in the cafeteria and knows all each others names and what sports they play and get each others in jokes but it is once again absolutely not me

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"tell me about those crimes!" is my new 'sup

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what is your modus operandi friend do you know where i may acquire illicit intoxicants?

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i'm just going to declare some words and concepts gay. as part of gay wrath month. homophobes can no longer say/reference the following or lose their license: - quad-copters - not wearing pants - ice cream - chewing ice - lakes - weed

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imagining rolling up on someone at a party and asking what their mo is getting called a cop and immediately ejected

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i am going to start using "a going concern" instead of "a thing" to sound smarter. it's my new going concern? ah fuck i'm not sounding smart at all

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i think it's weird that one can declare themselves not to have a conflict of interest. like if there's any question, shouldn't someone else be evaluating it, or else it's just a double dog conflict of interest

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i like that i can use bluesky as an outlet for my intrusive thoughts and no one can stop me

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catboy slim

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yeah i fucked this up. fortunately my mistakes can serve as a warning to others (my kid at least seems to have listened)

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I have a daily game I like to play. It's called "Don't Give In To Despair And Fling Yourself Off A Cliff." I am very good at it, I've won almost every day for decades now. I recommend it to everyone, it's fun

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a day when you hear wire on the radio is a good day i'm telling myself this repeatedly to try to put wednesday as good in the books

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the terrible dreams i had and the upset tummy i woke up with this morning are certainly unrelated

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i'm glad it's not just me! i do feel better, though. for now 😹

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time to listen to another chapter of master and commander and hope to sleep (i'm really enjoying it!)

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got my shortest haircut ever today. feels good. what's weird is having a more specific knowledge of my scalp on my skull, the muscles of my head. parts of my body i wasn't as acquainted with, somehow. one of these i'll shave it all proper, just to know it.

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i thought we were out of kimchi (unacceptable) so i had some ice cream, which we are now out of. then i realized there was a little kimchi in the jar yet, so had that with some rice, a slug of possibly off chocolate milk and a slug of limeade. if my gut bursts in the night, that's why.

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i can't sleep because it's too warm and i forgot to eat dinner. i'm wondering if i just go downstairs and shovel kimchi into my face if that will satisfy the belly demons to let me sleep

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what do you think the m stood for

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my laptop memory cacked it over a week ago. a friend said, just go to best buy they still sell ram. i ordered from amazon. had the delivery delayed 3 times. gave up, ordered different ram. got it, i ordered the wrong ram. now i'm going to best buy. occasionally, i should listen to people.

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i'm in my nautical era but i feel like space dramas draw heavily on nautical themes so maybe i'll hit this up

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i am never, ever, ever going to buy anything from temu. i wish they'd fall off a cliff.

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well i see this works like a real game now, at least. stats

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i took a day off and you know what, i'm not sure it was a good idea!

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LOOK AT THE GREEN DOT!! my thyroid levels are in the normal range for the first time since my parathyroid surgery. this is fantastic fucking news.

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i'm sorry, that sucks.

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i've been watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself and this show... is fucking incredible. the structure is absolutely novel, and the drama is compelling. it has a gay relationship that isn't played up as gay, it's just a relationship, and i appreciate that a LOT.

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i have been trying to do the same! if only i could keep it tidy, it'd be the refuge i need. love to you from the kitties and me! jonny is an absolute star, a brick of calm fuzz. lexi hisses, he just cruises by. he gets too close to stella, she gives a warning & he just settles a bit back. love him!

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oh my glory i want this. it's been forever since i had liverwurst! i don't even eat meat anymore and i crave that.

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relatable

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shipbreaking would be a lot cooler if it was a form of dancing

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absolutely want to make this a thing you have a lot of good ideas, you know?

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medicaid was the best medical plan i was ever on. zero money worries for medical care. zero.

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bakoon says what's true but everybody has become so People My Age on FB that they're attached to those Good Old Memes

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someone keeps stealing them out of the trash to play with and i haven't caught the culprit yet!

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They should let me do a period drama about group B rally. Let me make a show about incredibly dangerous cars where a woman with a mullet grinds a smug German guy into dust in front of everyone.

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oh god please. i will literally sell organs for this. not my organs, but organs none the less.

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ask an ai to do it and watch while they rank the danger of various bears vs. men they'd want to meet in the forest 50/50 a better article

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this is such a cool story. i love that he was on the side of fairness and truth, and when appealed to on that basis, was all in. can't say the same for today's mainstream journalists.

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i'm still fat but my doctors stepped off after i lost 100lbs in a year due to serious illness. started trying to figure out how to bring back my appetite (extensive use of weed for pain management is doing the trick to some degree). go figure.

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but their cocker spaniels are named like Jack and Andrea

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yay!! happy for you & excited to see this. i wish i still had my original copy, it'd be cool to have them side by side in my bookcase (it disappeared during one move or another over the years).

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i bought one of everything in @colettearrand.bsky.social's shop when she put this shirt on pre-order, and she threw in her new photo zine too! very happy to finally have copies of You Have to Deal With Me Breathing. 🤼

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